Project Papillon [Network]

This place keeps getting weirder... I've been telling off students for snogging in my classes all week, you wanna know why that's odd?

Because until Halloween, I never ever saw any of the locals do that. It's as if their sexual instincts have suddenly been switched on. As if someone here needs them to have a sex drive.

Can anyone teach me how to dance?

Right. And that proved to me once and for all that marriage is completely out of the question.

Like I had any doubts as to that before.

Right.

Somewhere there's a bottle of scotch with my name on it. I'd like to forget this ever happened, please and thank you. Jack Harkness is single, foot lose and fancy free once more. In other words, time to lock up your sons and daughters. Heh.

Er... what the fuck?

What the hell?

I'm not sure where this is supposed to be, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Doctor?

all right, this is something new. Really, really something new. I swear, I didn't get this delusional the last time I got completely pissed.

This was just a lot of scotch. Wasn't even a bottle of hypervodka.

All right, Jack. You've gotten yourself into worse scrapes than this before.