Project Papillon [Network]

Well, there goes whatever lingering goodwill I had towards our hosts. Playing with timelines is just bad form.

Anyway. The first person to point me in the direction of one P. E. Moonchild will have the undying thanks of one of the Endless, and possibly some form of cake if the bakery's still standing. Any takers?


[ETA: Crowley & Aziraphale]
You, of course, already have it, dear boys. Thank you so very, very much for looking after Pepper while I was indisposed.

A dragon certainly makes an interesting pet.

Adam, dear boy, do you think we might arrange for the beast to eat your father's coat?

THIS IS WHY I NEED TO KNOW WHO I AM ALL THE TIME!

Course, it could've been worse, but it's still just not right. And what am I gonna do with a dragon, anyway?

( Filtered to Pepper )

HELP!!!!!!

I didn't mean to do it! Honest! I don't even know how I did it! One minute I was just reading a book and then I thought "I bet that'd be fun" and then it was here in my room and now it's gone out the window!!!


[ooc: so. yes. adam can manipulate reality. he doesn't know this. thanks to a book he's been reading, there is now a dragon flying around the city. (to be fair, it won't eat anyone) XD]

( Filtered to: Aang, Molly, Pepper, and Gabriel (the boy) )

( Filtered to Aziraphale and Crowley; edited in a bit later )

Missing: One tweed coat, rather stylish if a bit worn about the seams and elbows.

Reward will be suited to the person who returns the coat to me.

It's about time. I hope nothing like that happens again, least not soon, but I'm not so sure about that just yet.

( Filtered to Cas Novak )

( Filtered to Willow Rosenberg )

( Filtered to Aziraphale and Crowley )

No, no, no, no, no. This is just plain all wrong.

( Filtered to Aziraphale and (his)Crowley )

So...I'm a little confused.

I definitely skipped a few days in there somewhere and someone decided we needed a monsoon.

Would someone care to tell me what the hel fuck is going on?

Angel? Adam? Are you both all right?

[Crowley]

It works.

Oh, hey, I got a job so I can make rupees so I can buy pizza! Yay!

If you have any plants or trees, I'm the fairy to go to. Gardening was just made for me, that's for sure!

[Crowley]

Can I ask you for a favor?

Is anyone missing a... well, I suppose it's a dog? Pony, perhaps? Large, black and gray beast. Seems kind enough, if extremely confused. Refuses to leave the front of the apartments.

( Aziraphale )

( Countess )

Hi everybody, I met some of you already but for those I haven't met I'm Becky. Anyway, I don't really know how to go about this, back home everyone just kinda already knew where to find us and what we was doing but I guess that isn't true here, I walked around and saw some nightclubs and stuff but nothing like...well, anyway, sorry, like I said I never advertised before.

So I'm a prostitute. I'm healthy, back home we got vaccinated against everything they had a shot for and soon as I find a doctor I'll get tested again here so I can show anyone who asks I'm clean. I do men and women and whatever in between you might be but I don't do groups and I don't like working at night unless you're paying me a lot. You gotta pay up front and if you're a fellow you gotta wear a rubber and if you try anything funny you didn't pay for or that's gonna hurt me I know how to take care of myself.

Only problem I have is that I don't really want to do this from my apartment and I know not everyone will want to carry on at their place so if anyone has any suggestions you give me a call too.

Thanks!

Has anybody tried just walking right out of the city yet?

( Filtered to Aziraphale and Crowley )

( Filtered to Pepper )

I really need to get laid let off some steam. Anyone up for whatever? Especially you, Drac

To follow Aziraphale's lead, I suppose I might as well extend the offer of hospitality to the masses, as well. I've a bar, the Serpent's Den, down at [address]. We've some of the better liquor prices in the city, I've noticed, as well as whatever sort of entertainment you desire.

Within reason, I suppose.

The name's Crowley- Anthony J Crowley- for those of you I haven't met.

Also, if anyone's seeking employment that's half-decent in the kitchen, we're seeking a cook.

( Cas Novak )
I suppose we might as well get this out of the way- I'm a demon. Fallen angel, specifically, although it didn't seem to matter much with the others of your little group I'd spoken with. That being said, the closest I've gotten to doing anything overtly evil in the last decade is convince people reality television was a worthwhile endeavor, and create a few more drunks. I'm what we refer to as a Vice- hence, the bar.

In the spirit of goodwill, you and those friends of yours are welcome to abuse my hospitality any time you like- I hardly need the money, and I imagine it will do wonders for settling their moods. All I ask is that you at least try to convince them I'm not going to eat their children? I'm a father, for chrissake. You lot have bigger fish to fry.

In light of the hostility I've faced from Miss Harvelle the First, I feel I should make a few things clear.

1. My name is Vadira Dracula. You can call me Countess. Yes, I'm the Dracula. Bram Stoker changed a few things when editing the Harker papers.

2. I am a vampire. I drink blood. I drink blood from people. I cannot survive off of animal blood, and if you ask me to do so, I will laugh at you.

3. I can read your minds. All of your minds - at least all of you that are human, or a being less powerful than I. That means that if try to kill me, I will know your plans as you make them.

That is all.

Well well. We are audacious, aren’t we? I’ve been called more names than most, dear, but ‘anomaly’ is certainly… different.

Impressive as the craftsmanship of wherever this might be is, though, I’m forced to conclude that you’re either a madman or a fool. Has word not spread as to what happens to those who dare presume they can trap one of the Endless?