Project Papillon [Network]

Boy howdy am I glad to be married to the right British person again! Not that I was really married to a person at all but it was close enough and I'm not the sort to judge anyway and did anyone else notice that this lasted just long enough for most of us to quit complaining?

( Filtered to Wes )

( Filtered to Dawn )

...That is definitely the wrong redhead.

I'm already married to a brilliant redhead. I don't need another one. Or anyone else for that matter. Could we please rectify this? And quickly? I would quite like to return to my redhead, if it's all the same.

Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Wrong British guy, persons-or-potentially-just-entities-responsible-for-this.

You can't randomly marry an already married woman to someone else just for kicks because, hey, polygamy is pretty much illegal everywhere and even if it weren't, it's still wrong and I don't like it and I want to go back to my British guy now please and thankyouverymuch.

So call me curious.

Who here has others here who are from their reality? And out of those, who has others here who are from the same reality that you're from? And so I'm not excluding anyone else, if you don't have anybody here that you know from back home, mind speaking up too?

I figure it can't hurt to get a headcount.

I haven't seen this much rain since I left England.

( Willow )
Should we perhaps start building a boat?

Can we do some spells to try and get home?

Well, this is certainly interesting.

And I hardly mean that in the positive sense.

This is the first time I've ever heard of a kidnapee being the one to get a note about it. I'm not exactly a criminal mastermind over here but... isn't that supposed to go to their family or authorities or wherever it is kidnappers send these sorts of things?

Oh! And if whoever is responsible is reading this, mind telling me how you managed to trap me here? I don't want to be little miss toots my own horn over here but that's kinda impressive.