Gooseberry High

Well, shit.

It was so peaceful, too.

who: Rosy Stoker & Chloe Shepherd
what: Rosy is slightly stoned. Chloe has snacks. Mild bonding occurs over international Oreos.
where: Junior Ribbonfems’ cabin.
when: Not long after midnight after the dance.
warnings: Rosy is too stoned to watch her language. Chloe's diet is honestly upsetting.

( everyone knows prefects can only see you when you move; they are exactly like t-rexes )

Hmmm now will it let me write?!

who: Robin Youngblood & Teo Diaz
what: This weird kid is hanging around Robin at the dance.
where: On the balcony at the masquerade.
when: Whenever that dance was. A million years ago.
warnings: Robin will never not swear.

( which means Robin didn’t have to yell “DON’T TREAD ON ME” when some young Event Committee punk tried to tell him he wasn’t giving anyone else a chance, which means there were probably a lot more happy people at this dance than there usually was. Weird how that works out. )

oh cool so were just supposta act like there aint someone watching everything we fucking say now right

everyone act normal

dont tip em off

y’all’re about to see some grade a casual whistling right about now

A while ago, Mr. McBride kindly requested more speculative fiction from yours truly, and I'm nothing if not an agreeable, generous girl. That means it's...

❤ Story Time With Mackenzie❤

Give me a name (yours or someone else's) sand I will regale you with my exceptionally accurate and completely unbiased take on what they've been doing since the journals broke. There's also a bonus prize for someone who makes one particular joke on this post. I can't wait to see who wins it. There are a few people I think are very promising competitors.

[OOC: Please forgive me if I'm a bit slow on this, as I'm multitasking to wrap up the plot calendar.]

Who: Teo Diaz and Ennis Harper
What: They're literally just star gazing, fam
Where: Behind Ribbonfin but not like dangerously dangerously far
When: At some point during the blackout. We're gonna say, March 1st.
Warnings: It's probably gonna be straight PG.

( Teo had a way about him that suggested that nothing was too intimate for him, while at the same time he never really considered anything intimate )

Who: Olivia Sanchez, and open
What: Entertainment during the blackout
When: Backdated to March second
Where: The school's weightroom
Warnings: Probably Pg? Or PG-13 for language?

( So this blackout wasn't really affecting her daily rituals )

I mean, this has all been one massive way of encouraging us to avoid the anonymous post. It feels like we just got grounded from facebook.

WARDED TO SOPHOMORES:

Hey good news, Ogletrees! We can cancel the "ask 2 to make the journals work again" seance.

Also if anyone needs a normal non-magical journal that smells kind of nice, me and Cash have a bunch

I hope yinz are ready. That's right. I broke out yinz. This is big. Tomorrow. It's coming. ARE YOU READY FOR:



You totally are.

[Warded to Casey's D&D Group]
Can I do this build

[Spellotaped to the page is a sheet of graph paper with Lysander Oakleaf, LAWYER ELF written in big block letters at the top and a break down of feats, spell slots and stat allocations for an "elf" "bard" that is stretching the definition of both terms. It seems this "elf" is also half-fae, and has a separate breakdown for half-elf, quarter-fae, quarter-succubus - at least Xavier knows that probably won't fly. There are several one-level dips into ridiculous classes that are not bard. Like marshal. It looks like the build would have +50 diplomacy by level 6. This is patently ridiculous. Do not let him use it.]

Oh thank god, I know everyone else was going nuts and misery loves company blah blah blah but everyone else wanting to go crazy was not helping me at all. I missed you journalsss. Kids without cell phones - how the crap did you survive before magic journals?

[Warded to CAMPS]
Given that CAMPS seems to have been a success Callllllllllvin, let’s have a party!!! It’ll be the official shutting down of the Society (tho obvs you losers still have to stay my friends). We’ll invite Cole too! I’m gonna get a cake and it’ll be fun to do something before we all go away for Spring Break!! I think we did a good job and deserve a celebration~ You guys in?

Also obvs since Cole will be there we can’t talk about what the party is actually for. Let’s just say we’re celebrating that we really like camping. Thoooo I guess he’ll totally buy whatever we say honestly Is that ok with you, Ennis?

[Warded to Cecil]
Heyyy Slate VanderHuge! I was wondering if you could make me a cake? Just like, a delicious chocolate cake???? I’ll give you whatever you want for it! I would make it myself but it would be not as good and also would probably be really ugly :( and I want this to be a pretty one. Really I don’t care what it looks like besides 1) pretty and 2) says ‘CAMPS’ on it. In all caps. Or it’s not funny. Don’t worry about why it’s funny. I love youuuuu ♥ P.S. It’s ok to say no.