Gooseberry High

Good morning, Gooseberry! Can I interest anyone in a game of mancalla?

[Warded to Senior Coppertale Boys]
Which one of you cheeky wankers put the pebbles in my jacket and how long did it take you to find so many perfectly smooth stones? What a strange prank. What does it even mean?

[Warded to Calvin, added later]
Cal, the lads think the forest creature put rocks in my jacket. Not sure how to feel about it. That implies it got into our cabin while we were sleeping?

What a strange place. Abstinence fliers at breakfast. Any predictions for what tomorrow will bring? A sudden blizzard that is actually whipped cream and heart shaped confetti? Rocky Mountain Griffin mating season starting?

And to the person who sent the pink roses yesterday, my gracious thanks for making my morning a bit more exciting. I wouldn't say no, by the way.

[Warded to Ennis]
Thank you for the flowers, Ennis! Totally unexpected, mate. Brightened my day.

Oysters and chorizo? Really? I love it here, already. You all sure do get in the spirit for Valentine's Day.

[Warded to Calvin]
Just testing out these wards. Very clever. I think I've done it right?

Thank you for the journal, Calvin. Flipping through has been a very educational experience.

Did I see your name on that list in the lodge? That list in the lodge is interesting. Normal occurrence here?

( THE SORTING OF DAMON EVERCREECH )