Gooseberry High

Everybody survive the first day of class? New kids settling in all right? How's the new Potions teacher? Actually, let's not talk about any of that, because there are infinitely more important things happening THIS SATURDAY. Yes there are Quidditch tryouts but most importantly:

CHEER TRYOUTS!!!

That's right, Coppertale, I AM CAPTAIN CHEERLEADER for the second year running! So dust off your pompoms, warm up your high kicks, and come on out to join the BEST CHEER TEAM IN THE NATION*. No experience necessary, just impress us with your enthusiasm and style and I'll personally whip you into shape before you can say "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, WE'RE GONNA MAKE EBONHIDE CRY!"** In addition to bouncing around the field during Quidditch games, showing off your gorgeous legs and spirit fingers, you also get to spend ALL YOUR FREE TIME*** WITH ME AND MY LOVELY LADIES OF CHEER! And if that doesn't sound like a good time to you, you're wrong.


* I'm literally almost certain.
** Sorry Ebonhide, you know I love you!
*** Or ~a couple of hours on Saturdays. Either one.