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Xavier 🌮 Lewis (solveforx) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-03-06 22:01:00

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I hope yinz are ready. That's right. I broke out yinz. This is big. Tomorrow. It's coming. ARE YOU READY FOR:

~TACO TUESDAY~

You totally are.

[Warded to Casey's D&D Group]
Can I do this build

[Spellotaped to the page is a sheet of graph paper with Lysander Oakleaf, LAWYER ELF written in big block letters at the top and a break down of feats, spell slots and stat allocations for an "elf" "bard" that is stretching the definition of both terms. It seems this "elf" is also half-fae, and has a separate breakdown for half-elf, quarter-fae, quarter-succubus - at least Xavier knows that probably won't fly. There are several one-level dips into ridiculous classes that are not bard. Like marshal. It looks like the build would have +50 diplomacy by level 6. This is patently ridiculous. Do not let him use it.]

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	Ward hanshotfirst 2017-03-06 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	lmao fucking do it (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	No one can defeat JUSTICE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	bro w t f (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's so good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	everything's fuckin WRONG (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	If being a half-fae half-succubus is wrong dude I don't wanna be right. Looook at that bluuufff cheeeckkkk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	how fuckin wrong did it take you n how many manuals did you fuckin need (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	[...] I got the idea after the dance and the black out's been kinda a blur so...idk like all week? uhh, like, five books? I am willing to sacrifice the Captain's Hat. Then I won't need Stormwrack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	bro you've gotta get laid (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~nah~~ ~~nah I'm good~~ The numbers are all I need man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	k but right now you're number's at like -134587389 bc you spent a week makin a badass LAWYER ELF 1/4 succubus (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	dude (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	BRO i'm just carin for your well-being n shit (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Ward iviie 2017-03-07 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Don't be mean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-07 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	it's not mean it's TRUTH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward iviie 2017-03-07 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Your truth isn't everybody's truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-07 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	~~Uhhhhhhhh I don't even know~~ It's cool. Thanks, Ivy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward iviie 2017-03-07 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, as long as you say so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~SUCCUBUSSES~~ SUCCUBI are CHICKS (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward shirtsoptional 2017-03-06 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've been trying to figure that part out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	right??? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lysander isn't restricted by human gender binary, bro. Whatever's fun and flirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward - literally typed a whole comment about "if one of you's gonna do non-binary shit" sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	sick (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Same Ward iviie 2017-03-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	He's a quarter succubi on his mom's side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	wait his mom's 1/4 succubi or he's 1/4 succubi bc his mom's 1/2 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Mom's def 1/2 succubus. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TAPESTRY OF A CHARACTER BACKGROUND I'M PAINTING FOR YOU MAN. How can you say no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Same Ward sunsoutgunsout 2017-03-06 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	i didn't say no did i but i've gotta look over the sheet n shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Same Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	AW, yeah, see? I knew you loved me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sneakoscoped 2017-03-06 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	You got me, I totally am! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	It's gonna be great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sneakoscoped 2017-03-06 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	What all is involved at Gooseberry Taco Tuesday?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Taco bar, so it's choose your own culinary adventure. I think Prospero's cookin' up stuff to satisfy every palate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sneakoscoped 2017-03-06 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	~~NO BEER PO~~ I hope it's like, super authentic. Nothing is worse food-wise than a disappointing taco. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, dude, totally. No fakey tacos here. The elves are gonna knock it outta the park. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sibyls 2017-03-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	This is that holiday I have read about! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Aw man, reading about it does not do it justice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward iviie 2017-03-06 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like "Elf Lawyer" sounds better, but that's my only note. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ward solveforx 2017-03-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah it does roll off the tongue a bit better. I agree. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Thank god we can link back to shit again oh my god guthriegazette 2017-03-06 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Congrats on a successful Taco Tuesday campaign! (But yinz? Really dude?) Are you ready to move all that enthusiasm onto Senior Jorts Day? As promised I'm all in - I've got a few ideas for advertising in the newsletter that require your keen eye and wordsmithing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks Asher! I know, I know. But I felt like Taco Tuesday required some rustic gravitas. I had to bust it out. After tomorrow I am 100% tunnel vision for that fateful fashion day in our near futures, dude. Lookin' forward to perusing those ads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guthriegazette 2017-03-06 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	At least go for the youse, Zav! New York is disappointed. Fantastic - also, we're totally making Ravi a pair, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solveforx 2017-03-06 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Youse feels totally weird in my mouth, but I'll keep it on the back burner for later. I dunno if I'm New York enough for it, yeah? And, um, absolutely. Getting him to wear them after they're made though - that's gonna be the real challenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guthriegazette 2017-03-06 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I think you could charmingly pull youse off, but ultimately you're only as New York as you think you are. We'll happily accept you into the fold of occasional-youse-usage if you ever so desire, though. There should be no worries about convincing Ravi to wear them luckily! He owes me about five million favors ~~after the masquerade~~ and he knows it. (Reply to this) (Parent)