Gooseberry High

Who: Isaiah Covington & Casey Patterson
When: February 24, close to midnight.
Where: The Masquerade! Dance floor & balcony.
What: Isaiah would like to spend the end of the evening with Jacob (his date) buuut the Fates say "lol no." (Posted as a log due to length, continued during the downtime.)
Warnings: A FORBIDDEN KISS.

( 'goddammit isaiah, you can't even get fucking up right' - Sara )

WHY CAN'T TACO TUESDAY BE EVERY TUESDAY????

[WARDED TO JACOB]

bro
i'm in a closet
some shitass freshmen LOCKED me in a FUCKIN CLOSET
you've gotta get me out

and this isn't some fuckin gay joke bc homophobia's not a joke k

[WARDED TO CRICKET; each is a separate attempt to ward her.]

where the fuck are you

hey crick sup
where u at

hey girl

sup

brolita help a bro out

you know those fuckin closet metaphors we talked about
it's not a fuckin METAPHOR rn

[WARDED PRIVATE]

this is some fuckin r kelly shit cept i don't have a fuckin gun or a wife or like
i dont wanna be in here for 33 chapters
its all weird n dark n shit n it's too hot

IT'S NOT A DUMBFUCK METAPHOR
a haiku by CASEY
trapped in a closet
by some dumbfuck freshmen twerps
what the shit to do

A FUCKIN LIMERICK ABOUT BEIN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKIN CLOSET
a limerick by CASEY
there once was a bro called casey
last summer he fucked a girl called tracy
fuck this i'm bustin out like it's JAIL and i'm OUTTIE

[Casey proceeds to Kool-Aid Man his way out of the closet.]

[WARDED TO ROBIN]

where the fucks your shitass brother hang out i'm gonna fuckin kill

[WARDED TO TESS & RAFAEL]

vector or some fuckin narc's gonna tell you i broke a door
it wasnt my fuckin fault
the fuckin door had it coming

and like don't worry about the fuckin white knights that made it happen either i've got them covered k

CASEY out

no classes = no uniforms = no shirts

CHECK OUT THAT FUCKIN MATH!

gimme 5 words that describe your cabin & i'll make a name for your cabin GO

merrill would get it tho

SALUTE the SHORTS

its a special day n everything n shit

but if you wanna know whose they are we're gonna play 20 questions

are you stuck?
are you hot?

tell me where you are and if your actually hot i might smooch you

lmk if you wanna make out too
i'm not makin out with anybody who doesn't wanna but i might be into it if you are

your welcome

[Added after Hightower cancels Herbology]

FUCK YEAH FREE DAY

[Warded to Cricket]

YOU CAN'T YELL FROWN AT ME FOR THIS its not like i'm goin around and makin out with randos

THEY give me their CONSENT and then i decide if I WANNA

it's all cool

[Added after crossing out 'are you hot??' and other looks-based conditions]

see its legit

hey cheer squad

it's too fucking cold outside for practice and i don't know know about the rest of you but i damn well don't have as much to prove as the quidditch teams

know whats big? the atrium. know what has high ceilings? the atrium. know whats got all sorts of stupid freshmen we can make move shit for us? the atrium.

let's practise in the fuckin atrium

ty let's practice in the fuckin atrium

youre welcome REST OF GOOSEBERRY HIGH prepare to feel inadequate as shit bc youre about to see the hottest show in school

[Added after Captain Ty agrees to move Coppertale's Cheer practice to the Atrium]

hey all cheer squads

get your asses to the fuckin atrium
show us what you got


[I don't mean to constantly push IC schedules, sorry! When I get up I'll be driving a few hours to my family's Christmas shindig, where I will be (happily) able to comment but a full post would be too difficult to write on my phone. I wanted to get this up now because I know I'll forget it in the morning. I promise it won't become a habit ♥]

ROSY
a haiku by CASEY
rosy your hair’s brown
rosy your eyes are brown too
they are all real good

LIFE ADVICE FROM DR CASEY PATTERSON

- does your life suck right now?
- do you suck right now?
- do you want to suck less right now?

i'm dr casey and i'll help you with your problems.

tell me your problems and i'll help you fix them.

DON'T BE A WUSS