Gooseberry High

PRIVATE TO BAILEY HARTMAN, DIANA GAM, ANTONIA PAPADAKIS

Bailey, you can take my name off your list because after seeing the Sophomore Girls' post about the dance, I'm out. Have fun though! Eat your metaphorical popcorn, make some memories. Blah, blah, blah.

PRIVATE TO SUSANA VALESQUEZ

Happy birthday. I made you something. You free after dinner?

Gooseberry, enough nonsense. We've had a plague, some sledding, upcoming dance excitement, and what do I see?? A bunch of whiners. If you make a decision to partake in something against the rules, you do not have the right to whine about the consequences afterwards. Unless you're trying to bring down the establishment, of course. That is the only free pass. Quit moaning about your broken whatever or the stupid whoever that won't take you to the dance. Woman up and take some goddamn control over your life. That's the end of that PSA.

Anyway, the night of the dance, I'm not saying I'm holding an anti-dance hang-out, but. Let me know if you're interested.