Gooseberry High

WHO: Susana Velasquez and Hazel Keating
WHEN: March 8, late, after this
WHERE: Their cabin
WHAT: Comfort. Definite comfort.
Warnings: Not really. They shouldn't have dirty mouths but maybe they'll surprise us so beware!!!

Oh thank god, I know everyone else was going nuts and misery loves company blah blah blah but everyone else wanting to go crazy was not helping me at all. I missed you journalsss. Kids without cell phones - how the crap did you survive before magic journals?

[Warded to CAMPS]
Given that CAMPS seems to have been a success Callllllllllvin, let’s have a party!!! It’ll be the official shutting down of the Society (tho obvs you losers still have to stay my friends). We’ll invite Cole too! I’m gonna get a cake and it’ll be fun to do something before we all go away for Spring Break!! I think we did a good job and deserve a celebration~ You guys in?

Also obvs since Cole will be there we can’t talk about what the party is actually for. Let’s just say we’re celebrating that we really like camping. Thoooo I guess he’ll totally buy whatever we say honestly Is that ok with you, Ennis?

[Warded to Cecil]
Heyyy Slate VanderHuge! I was wondering if you could make me a cake? Just like, a delicious chocolate cake???? I’ll give you whatever you want for it! I would make it myself but it would be not as good and also would probably be really ugly :( and I want this to be a pretty one. Really I don’t care what it looks like besides 1) pretty and 2) says ‘CAMPS’ on it. In all caps. Or it’s not funny. Don’t worry about why it’s funny. I love youuuuu ♥ P.S. It’s ok to say no.

Hey Micah,
( Cut for giving Micah a taste of his own medicine )

HEY CHEER PEOPLE. I broke my wrist yesterday (lol oops, worth ittttt) so I'm giving it a rest today and tomorrow to make sure it's 110% but after that Imma bust out some sick cheerleading moves to practice for school team tryouts - anyone want to join me over the weekend??

Non-cheer people also welcome if you want to 1) watch me be awesome, 2) get taught by me how to do a cartwheel (apparently some people don't know how to do cartwheels and that is unacceptable??), or 3) try to throw me in the air with the promise that you will catch me and not make me break my wrist again.

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY thanks again for saving me from the woods

It’s that time of year again. The only time of year that I’m literally heartbroken at Gooseberry. The time of year that I’m afraid this just isn’t worth it, that I should just drop out and go home because it’s just too hard to survive this.

It’s the friggin Super Bowl. And I don't get to watch it. I am so sad. I just want to watch it.

I put a tiny helmet on Joe Montana but it’s not as helpful to my mood as I had hoped :(

Ugh.

Ilu football you’re forever in my heart.

At least there were other sports to yell about today.

( Cut for Quidditch spoilers )

[Warded to Calvin]

Calvin. Don’t think I didn’t see that big ole smoocharoo you and Cole had last night. Also that cloak crap at the seance. I think someone has a crush~

I got kind of suspicious earlier but then figured it was because Cole is a weirdo that needs a lot of help with stuff […] benefits greatly from your assistance BUT THEN I got suspicious again because of Anon post AND THEN you were just really obvious about it so I could stop being suspicious and could start just knowing.

So. Tell me about it.

When’s the wedding~? You guys are really cute

Who: Micah St. Clair, Jeffy Key, Essie Morales-Tran, Hazel Keating, Quinn Cunningham & Reece Downing
When: Wednesday, February 1, 2014. Evening, around 8 PM?
Where: Bear Trail, near the woods leading to the Grotto.
What: After a second seance with discouraging results, the sophomores are caught by a prefect.
Warnings: Quinn yelling at children. :(
Status: FINISHED.

( Maybe Anon/2 had been offended by the lack of mood lighting. )

( Hazel shoves a small book with four sticky notes on it into Ty's hands after lunch before immediately running off )

Guys I know some of you aren't excited about parents and shit BUT I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT PARENTS AND SHIT.

[Warded to Susana, Micah, Calvin, and Ennis]

Hey bros of Cole. It's time for real talk.

It has come to my attention that he has completely gone batshit and lost his mind and likes freaking CORALEE MOTHERFUCKING WONG which we all know is just about the worst thing ever for a little sweet weird kid like Cole.

So I think we should save him from the evil clutches of stupid Coralee. Like, for reals save him because this is ridiculous. It’s time for the Cole A. Moss Preservation Squad (CAMPS)!! We’re gonna get him away from evil and in bed (Figuratively. Maybe.) with someone much nicer! As first plan, I propose we make him kiss everyone he knows until he figures out who he likes that isn’t evil! It’s a pretty quick way to get this crap sorted that doesn’t require finesse or whatever. That way we can just all pretend this didn’t happen and Coralee can go back to making freshman miserable and leave Cole alone.

She sent him MACAROONS for christ's sake! She’s up to some evil shit. We’ve got to get going on this fast.

You guys know him way better than me so this’ll obviously go smoother if you help, but honestly I’m gonna do this crap whether you guys want to help or not because this is insane and he is just going to get trampled and that is NOT OK.

[…]

Side note I don’t know if his middle name actually starts with an A but CMPS is just dumb so it’s close enough anyways.

Other side note the team name is technically up for debate but I think it's pretty solid.

[OOC: Hilariously I didn't know his middle name actually does start with an A when I made this up. Happy coincidences!]

WHO: Milo Greer  and  Hazel Keating
WHEN: January 4, 2014. Evening.
WHERE: The gardens.
WHAT: Scaring the bejeesus out of each other.
WARNINGS: None! Except hilarity? ;D

Guys this fog is creeping me tf out. Is there such a thing as evil fog that makes trees turn into tree people? 8(

[Warded to Cole]

Hey yo Cole. I found your sketchbook! One of your sketchbooks? Do you have a bunch? Probably. Whatever. Anyways! I found it on the ground (did you lose it in the psycho ass fog?) and looked through it (nice job on my hair btw), butttt I kinda noticed a very... obvious trend. In that there is a shitton of Coralee. And also you're very good at drawing her like maybe you for real look at her face instead of just doodling. And also there is really a lot of Coralee.

Sooooo what's that about?

Oh. And I can give you your sketchbook back.

[Warded to Cricket]
Hey so.

I know you do all your looking into junk about the woods and all the weird stuff around here.

So.

[...]

The other night, I got stuck along one of the trails because of that mistletoe. And I saw something someone in the woods. They had antlers. And they didn't do anything when I talked to them or anything and they just... walked off into the woods before Avery came and got me.

It kind of scared me It seemed weird to bring it up with Wes I tried to go towards them who the hell tries to

I was wondering if we could talk about it, maybe? I just... I figured I should tell someone. You seemed like a good someone?

Who: Hazel Keating & Avery Davenport
When: Tuesday late evening
Where: Big Horn Sheep Trail
What: Hazel gets stuck under some miserable mistletoe on the trail and has a very one-sided meeting with a mysterious antlered individual. Avery comes to her aid!
Warnings: A little bit of cursing

( Hazel hates mistletoe a lot now, guys. )

( A small box wrapped in shiny, sparkly red paper is left on Hazel's bed after lunch. )

( Presented at dinner to Susana: a poorly wrapped gift, a plate covered with foil, and a poorly drawn card. )

A letter addressed to Lief Ellis, Anson, Texas, dated Nov. 24 Nov. 25 Nov. 26 Nov. 29

( Yo Uncs )

[Warded to Coppertales]
( I hate the winter :,( )