Gooseberry High

[Warded to Hunger Games Crew]

So let's say, hypothetically mind you, that someone didn't know who their target was. Like literally no idea. Is there a phone a friend option available or something?

Asking for a friend.

Someone just kill me now

Yeah, so. Who knew my mom could even use an owl, huh?

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Is it really mean of me to admit that it's a little amusing to me watching everyone stumbling around and grumbling today? Would it help that sentiment knowing I at least couldn't act on my tempting desire to speak really loudly around them all morning?

Can someone please explain to me why this anonymous post is even a thing? It's pure insanity. Why are we doing this to ourselves?

You know, for the first time since being sorted I find myself disappointed I'm not in a more volatile house. It would at least provide amusement to watch everyone else in the cabin freak out spectacularly about this.

As it stands, I'm just really really hungry. What kind of breakfast was that even?

All in favor of an impersonations act for the talent show, say aye.

5/5 seriousness factor.

WHO: Milo Greer  and  Hazel Keating
WHEN: January 4, 2014. Evening.
WHERE: The gardens.
WHAT: Scaring the bejeesus out of each other.
WARNINGS: None! Except hilarity? ;D