Gooseberry High

[Quinn]
None of this drinking without me again if we lose tomorrow, all right? Because lemme tell you, you will be the ONLY thing between me and murdering Sy and Reid if they keep on screwing this up for m us.

[Coppertale Quidditch]
Everyone all right for tomorrow? Blah blah I know I ain't captain but I think I care about this shit as much as anyone so if y'all need anything lemme know, or someone else know, hell all that matters is getting us sorted.

We're looking pretty good anyway, and at least the worst's already over and you newbies know how it goes now so we can't get any worse than our first run.

[Sy]
I should've known it was you going Psycho on those little girls. What in God's green earth made you think that was a good idea, you goddamn fool? You're lucky you didn't go after me, I would've murdered you right on back.

You'd better be planning your apology buddy, you're gonna need a good one.

[Chris]
Looks like you might get your chance to captain after all, hope you're already planning for it cause we can't waste any time cryin'.

Hey Trick-or-treat, don't worry too much if your bed smells kinda like my perfume when you get back, alright? It's just your imagination, promise.

I couldn't even see my shoes this morning. That stuff was ankle deep just about, we're gonna have bouquets for days!

Mr. Merrill is a goddamn treasure. You think we'll get more of the pirate treatment today? Probably not but a girl can hope, right?

US NEXT US NEXT! PRANK ME TOO!!

I dreamt that I was eating a taco salad and now I'm awake and the fact that I can't have a taco salad for breakfast is a GODDAMN CRIME.

Good Lord, I'm glad to be here at last. It was a great summer and all but that bus ride amirite? Some of y'all know what I'm talking about and it ain't the ones from California. Why they don't just get a couple more buses or pick us up and head back once they're done with a state is beyond me. Or just floo. Flooing is a thing! Portkeys! Personal side-along apparation like we're dangerous criminals! All kinds of ways to do this besides the one that leaves me with a sore ass every damn time.