Finnigan's RPG

Announcement found in journals and on noticeboards around Diagon & Monument Alleys

Cat Got Your Tongue?

Words warped? Tongue tied? Sounds like you've tasted Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes' newest charming chocolate! Tongue Twisters are beautiful, delicious and come with an extra dose of good clean fun. Give one to a friend or family member and they're be tripping over their words for a couple of hours: unable to say words longer than a syllable, only able to refer to themselves in the third person, and many other pleasing pranks.

Our free sample chocolates were made so the effects would last until midnight tonight, so enjoy! But if you can find someone who ate the same flavour and shake their hand you'll find you're instantly cured.

Happy April Fools’ Day from all at WWW

Who: Dean, and Seamus, and OPEN thread
When: Wednesday 1st April
Where: Finnigan's Pub
What: Dean has a shift at the pub, but a bit of an issue with names.
Rating: Potential for Language

( Words matter )

Oh thank Merlin I never eat sweets from strangers or strange sweets left around randomly with no known source. I may also be just paranoid enough to It was interesting going by the Ministry this morning, however. That arse who I still think George Weasley is a terrible person, though.

Who: Greg and OPEN
What: Complaints? Shopping? I'm open to whatever.
Where: WWW, Diagon Alley
When: 1st April, afternoon
Rating: SFW for now

( Hate is a strong word but I really, really, really don't like you )

I have never before in my life been so glad of the fact that the British wizarding community has a public school-style education system with a fetish for calling people by their last names. Apparently I have lost the ability to call people by their first name and I can at least call people by their surname.

Has anyone else experiencing this type of stuff?

[Warded to Seamus and Dean]
ARE EITHER OF YOU TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY HURT YOU BUT I WOULD THREATEN UNENDING PAIN AND SUFFERING.

[Transcribed by an enchanted quill while the author hunts through his notes]

So uh, I thought I'd ap- say a thing a- 'bout how I've been abs- not been here a lot of late and that is be- 'cause I've been out of the count- state for work and I left this journ- book at home, 'cause I'm a bit stup- dumb.

Right so I'm in a bit of tosh this day as I can't seem to speak in a way that I would uh... When I can speak the way I would? Ser- Real- Has this been er, done to Christ what's a word for- oh sod it I'm off to the pub.

[Warded to Seamus, Rose, Rolf, and other's considered friends by the warder]

Are... damn I need a word here that I can't say 'cause it's... Did this thing that has been done to me come from one of you?