InsaneJournal

[Transcribed by an enchanted quill while the author hunts through his notes]

So uh, I thought I'd ap- say a thing a- 'bout how I've been abs- not been here a lot of late and that is be- 'cause I've been out of the count- state for work and I left this journ- book at home, 'cause I'm a bit stup- dumb.

Right so I'm in a bit of tosh this day as I can't seem to speak in a way that I would uh... When I can speak the way I would? Ser- Real- Has this been er, done to Christ what's a word for- oh sod it I'm off to the pub.

[Warded to Seamus, Rose, Rolf, and other's considered friends by the warder]

Are... damn I need a word here that I can't say 'cause it's... Did this thing that has been done to me come from one of you?