FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title: In A Knot
Characters: Almost the whole B-Garden cast.
Team: Balamb G baby
Rating: R
Word Count: 100.
Author's Notes: This is sorta my version of a second part to LJ User: aikoe's It's Hard to Hit the Trigger While You Swing It. I thought it was wonderfullly done and it made me snicker. Mine is nowhere near as gigglicious!
( you know that how? )

Galbadia Garden was the only one that came to play this time around. Is it still sex if there's only one person? Hmm, but whatever! They won with 30 points! I think Galbadia intimdates the other Gardens with their sexual prowness!

This week's word prompt: #58 - Gossip

I heard that Irvine is really a virgin and that he just acts like a slut!
No way?! Compensating then huh?


I heard from someone in the locker room that Zell isn't so...small!


Now that the Sorceress is defeated, why do we need SeeD?
Well, you do know that the Commander's girlfriend is a Sorceress, right?


Well, you all get the idea. This week is about gossip: office gossip, neighborly gossip, gossip between girlfriends or guyfriends or just plain strangers.

Whatever or whomever the topic of the rumor mill, let us have it in just 100 words.

Many thanks to FFVII_100's Gossip Post for saying things perfectly! You guys rock on so many levels!