FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title: Matchmaker
Characters: seifer, zell
Team: Balamb G baby
Rating: Pg for content talk
Word Count: 100.
Series: na
Author's Notes: i guess it could be a part 2 to just sex.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Settle down Chickie, Selphie said I was to meet someone here. She said something about romantic situations."

"Stop waggling your eyebrows like that. Makes you look like a creepy old man."

"Chickie, you're just jealous that I'm suppose to meet someone and quite possibly have sex. Do you even know what that is? Do you even know how to masturbate?"

"I...buh.. WHAT?! That is none of your business Seifer. 'Sides, i'm suppose to be meeting someone here."

"Ha! Chickie, don't make me laugh."

"Selphie told me-"

"Fuck. Selphie's playing matchmaker."

"Setting us..."

"Trying."

Title: It's sex.
Characters:
Team: Balamb G baby
Rating: Pg for content talk
Word Count: 100.
Series: na
Author's Notes: Quisits and Selphie discuss boy pairings...sorta.

"I can't picture those two. Don't make that face at me. Think about it. Zell is nothing but a body of energy and Squall is just... Squall."

"You're thinking too hard. When it comes down to it, it's lust and sex."

"Quistis, that's just far too technical. That has no ro-"

"Selphie, don't you dare say romance. You think what they do is romantic? It's sex."

"There's no dynamic to it? What about Seifer and Squall. There has to be something there! Or even Seifer and Zell! All the fighting that they do..."

"Perhaps. The childhood pattern of stating crushes..."

Title:  A friendly chat (ugh)
Characters: Fujin, Raijin, Seifer (implied SeiZell)
Word Count: 100 (duh)
Team: Galbadian (bad guys need love too)
Note:  This would be better if it wasn't just dialogue.  And Fu is hard with her one word sentences.

"WHY?"

"Why what?"

"She's askin' why ya with the chicken, ya know?"

"Does it really bother you that much that I'm with him."

"YES."

"I never pegged you for a homophobe, Fu."

"NOT. BUT CHICKEN?"

"Yea, I wanna know too, ya know."

"Its simple really.  Chicky doesn't treat me any different we still have the same antagonistically dysfunctional relationship we had before that Bitch came into my life.  The only difference is that now we fuck each other into the mattress."

"Yea,Chicky is quite the screamer, ya know."

"BOTTOM?"

"Fu, a warning, if you ever tell, I'll kill you"

Title:  Um... My bad
Characters: Squall/Irvine (I love these two)
Team: Galbadian
Rating: PG 13
Note: Sorry still Rinoa bashing

"Darling it was an accident.  I didn't mean to tell..."

"You didn't mean to tell Rinoa that the reason that she lost me was because she had the wrong equipment and couldn't make me scream like the princess she acts like? And also the fact that you had to yell it aloud in the cafeteria as the new recruits where being shown during their Garden orientation had no impact at all."

"Umm....when you put it like that it sounds really bad. But she was being really snooty to me and saying stuff "

"Irvine."

"Yeah, Squall."

"You're the bottoming tonight."

Galbadia wins this week's trophy with a score of 20 points, as compared to Balamb's 10. Trabia, sadly was broken from the start. Maybe next week we'll see a bit more of action from them!

This week's word prompt: #21 - Dialogue Only

"Dialogue only?"

"Yes, dialogue only?"

"Wow! But um, I don't know if I can do that."

"Sure you can!  People do it all the time. Characters have things to say without all the other narration.  Think about how you talk with friends.  No one is there narrating your behavior, so just leave that out and you will do fine!"

"Since you put it that way, it doesn't sound so bad."

"It's not, really.  Have fun with it!  But remember, you must write it in just 100 words."