FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title: Paid Service
Characters/Pairings: Seifer/Zell
Team: Erm... Balamb?
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Nun habit and thong = adult toys. -_-

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“Seifer?” Zell shrieks, flails, pales and blushes all at once as his eyes land on a familiar face in none other but a nun’s habit.

Seifer grins, pulls Zell to the nearby alley.

Zell’s arms seem to have a mind of their own. “Seifer?! You can’t do that! I’m supposed to guard some nun chick…”

Seifer regards Zell like the world’s biggest moron. Zell just stares. “Look at me. What am I wearing?”

“A habit?” Zell responds stupidly, needs three minutes to connect the dots. Then he grins. “Pervert!”

Seifer purrs, pulls him closer. “Wait till you see the thong.”

Title: Memory Became History
Characters/Pairings: Seifer, Zell
Team: Erm... Balamb?
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: I tried porn, I really did! :P

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When he was little, Seifer had his favourite toy. He didn’t have much; it was an orphanage in the end; but he had that something that made his life a little better.

And one day it was gone. Nothing lasts forever; hard thing for a child to learn.

And nobody knew.

It’s like a smack in the face remembering, finding himself surrounded by so many familiar faces. They have no idea.

He ruffles the industrial strength spikes, gets a ‘fuck you’ in return with a smack to the face.

Zell doesn’t know why Seifer’s laughing, though.

If he only knew.

Title: Shiva
Characters/Pairings: Seifer/Zell
Team: Erm... Balamb?
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Cover your eyes, ye of little... brain bleach supplies! And no, I don't know if GF's can do that. :P

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Seifer flailed. “No!” he yelled.

“Seifer…” Zell tried.

“You don’t understand, Dincht, god! I’m not ready to be a father. I’m nobody, I don’t have a job, I can’t…”

“Seifer.”

“This is all your fault!” Seifer screamed. “Shiva, you said, a good guardian, it was ice cream first then man boobs then…”

“Seifer!” Zell punched him.

“You can’t be pregnant!” Seifer yelled back. “What?!”

“Listen to me!” Zell grinned. “I gave her to Squall now.”

Seifer blinked. Second later, he was kissing Zell. “You bloody genius!”

“I know,” Zell responded smugly, then he froze. “What do you mean man boobs?!”