FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title: ????
Characters: Squall Leonhart/ Irvine Kinneas
Prompt: Infatuation
Team: Galbadian

“Good Morning, Commander Y“ 

“…. Irvine, there is a promblem.”

“Really what?”

“Your constant flirting.”

“Why, baby I didn’t know you cared?”

“Usually I don’t  but there have been some difficulties?”

“Oh, it’s the chick again.”

“Yes, you really need to do something about her.  I sent naked pictures of her in the shower this time.”

“Really! Still got them?”

“….”

“Oookay. I’ll get on it.”

“If it wasn’t for the fact that technically she hasn’t done anything against regs I would kick her out myself.”

“Poor Jealous Leonhart.”

“….”

“I’ll be less subtle this time. Good luck Kiss”

“…”

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Title: Love Types
Characters: Irvine (Love Doctor) and Seifer Almasy (implied SeiferZell)
Team: Galbadian
 

“Watching the two of you is better that Holovid.”

“Is there are reason for this conversation, reject Cowboy.”

“Awww.  Just because your passes need work is not reason to take it out on me.

“What are you talking about. We’re just friends”

“Well, let’s put it this way.  I care about Zell in a ‘Let’s hang out and party’  kinda of way. While yours  seem to be in the  ‘I’d like to check you for injuries using only my tongue.”

Seifer responses to this in his own polite way.

Irvine able to breath without a rasp 2 minutes later.

Title Haha *sweatdrop*
CharactersSquall/Irvine
RatingPG
TeamGalbadian
AN: I'm done with NaNo, and need to rid myself of that angst. I hope you find this funny,  Longer version here

Trading your comfortable chaps, jeans and vest (I'm keeping the hat) for a Gerbitali (who?) suit:
150,000 Gil

Box Seats for the garbbled shrieking mess that you spent 3 hours wondering if that fat chick's boobs will fall out of her top and silently wishing she'd talk/sing in a language you can identify:
60,000 Gil

Dinner Reservations at the frilly restaurant Squall won't admit he likes:
20,000 Gil

Spending the night in jail (and fulfilling one of your prison fantasies) because your Prince of a boyfriend finds your 'cultured' ass too tempting to resist and has to screw you on that weird chair in the bathroom.

Priceless

Title: Today's Lessons
Characters: Seifer/Zell, Quistis and other cadets
Team:Galbadian
AN: I rewrote this six times and it still sucks to me.

"Ah, SHIT" was all they were able to get out before their vision became red tinged and quickly dispatched of the T-Rex that got the drop on the class.

Unfortunately, with the threat gone, the spell didn't wear off.

When Seifer and Zell locked eyes on each other and lunged,  the class anticipated another deathmatch.

Until a few realized that the moans the SEED's were making were not in pain.

"And this," Quistis says in front of the class, ignoring the sounds or rips and groans behind her, "is why you be careful when you use Berserk or Mad Rush.  Especially on those two."


Title: A Little Help
Characters: Seifer/Zell, Selphie
Team: Galbadian

After twenty minutes, the blond gunblader refused to budge on the issue.  Desperate, Selphie turned to Zell mournfully for a little help.

With a mischievous smile, the short blond grabbed his boyfriend's face and leaned in for a kiss.

It was long, deep, obviously wet and so intimate that Selphie couldn't help the slight blush on her face and began to fidget and look around nervously.

When thy parted, desperately gasping for breath, Zell turned and mouthed for her to ask again.

"Seifer, would you go with me to train the cadets?"

"Yeah," he pants, eyes still slightly glazed.

Title: ????
Characters: Squall, Irvine
Team: Galbadian
AN: With the music selection, I'm surprised that this is what came out

Irvine couldn't help but to stop in his tracks.

"Wait, what?" he says turning to see his blushing boyfriend.

"I said,"  Squall murmurs, "that I've never had sex before."  The last said so softly that Irvine had to lean to hear it.

"But you dated Rinoa for 3 years?" responds Irvine, his tone telling of his confusion.

Squall answers by continuing down the hall.

"Wait.  You said you'd liked me for a while, right?"  Irvine says.  The flash of color on Squall telling him he's on the right track.

"Well" he says silkily, "I'll make sure its worth the wait.

Title: ????
Characters:  Zell POV, Seifer
Team: Galbadian
AN: I originally wrote this for last weeks but didn't have the time to post it.  It works here too.  Also, insane hasn't been letting me in for the past month

Seifer, I hate you.

This weird ass touching thing you have needs to stop.

And the fact that you think you have the right come up and hug me and stick your tongue down my throat like your doing is really pissing me off.

And that your eyes have turned from their usual 'fuck the world' green to 'your not walking straight tomorrow' light green is causing serious blood flow and breathing issues for me.

Okay. Shit. Danmit. Fine,  I'll let you have your way this time. And not cuz you do that interesting wrapping thing with your tongue.

Title:  A friendly chat (ugh)
Characters: Fujin, Raijin, Seifer (implied SeiZell)
Word Count: 100 (duh)
Team: Galbadian (bad guys need love too)
Note:  This would be better if it wasn't just dialogue.  And Fu is hard with her one word sentences.

"WHY?"

"Why what?"

"She's askin' why ya with the chicken, ya know?"

"Does it really bother you that much that I'm with him."

"YES."

"I never pegged you for a homophobe, Fu."

"NOT. BUT CHICKEN?"

"Yea, I wanna know too, ya know."

"Its simple really.  Chicky doesn't treat me any different we still have the same antagonistically dysfunctional relationship we had before that Bitch came into my life.  The only difference is that now we fuck each other into the mattress."

"Yea,Chicky is quite the screamer, ya know."

"BOTTOM?"

"Fu, a warning, if you ever tell, I'll kill you"

Title:  Um... My bad
Characters: Squall/Irvine (I love these two)
Team: Galbadian
Rating: PG 13
Note: Sorry still Rinoa bashing

"Darling it was an accident.  I didn't mean to tell..."

"You didn't mean to tell Rinoa that the reason that she lost me was because she had the wrong equipment and couldn't make me scream like the princess she acts like? And also the fact that you had to yell it aloud in the cafeteria as the new recruits where being shown during their Garden orientation had no impact at all."

"Umm....when you put it like that it sounds really bad. But she was being really snooty to me and saying stuff "

"Irvine."

"Yeah, Squall."

"You're the bottoming tonight."

Title:  ????( I suck at these)
Characters: Rinoa, implied IrvSqu
Team: Galbadian
Word Count: 100 (this is a drabble communtiy)
AN: Sorry I rushed this but I have to go to work.


She has always been told she was beautiful.

That any man should be thankful that she even gave them the time of day (that was the impression her father gave her).

But to realize that her knight, the one she had chosen above any other, the one that she placed her power, her protection, her sanity, and also her heart in, didn't feel the same way.  It was a massive blow.  And to watch those cool grey eyes warm and his whole being light up at the presence of a smooth talking cowboy, the first cracks was audiable to everyone.

Title: ????
Character/Pairing:  Irvine/Squall
Team:  Galbadian
Word Count:  100
Rating: Umm....PG
Prompt: Cookies
AN:  Nothing other than I hate Insanejournal.  How the h'''l do you x-post here?

"I promise to be good."  Irvine swears from across the room,  his frowning, batter stirring lover. "And anyways, last time wasn't my fault."

"Not your fault," the brunette starts, a sneeze halting the oncoming rant.  "If you'd had any self-control, we wouldn't have burnt the last two batches."

"But you're in an apron" Irvine purrs, voice reminiscent of earlier activities, "and I didn't hear any complaints during said distraction." His smirk slowing becoming a leer at the blush on Squall's face.

'Glad I crossed my fingers' he musses as he slides behind his preoccupied commander ready for a third round.