FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Yeah, so I dropped the ball the past couple weeks and have been posting later and later. I do apologize. However, today is Seifer Almasy's birthday!

This week's word prompt: #121 - Gift

1. something given voluntarily without payment in return, as to show favor toward someone, honor an occasion, or make a gesture of assistance; present.
2. the act of giving.
3. something bestowed or acquired without any particular effort by the recipient or without its being earned:
4. a special ability or capacity; natural endowment; talent:

Perhaps there are GF's out there who gift their host with other abilities not known, for the simple reason of compatibility. Maybe Squall secretly loves shopping for gifts, just to see the expressions on others faces - expressions he would never allow on his visage. Does Seifer consider his boy bits to be a "gift from Hyne"? Maybe Xu has a special gift planned out for Quistis?

However the gift is wrapped, presented (oddly, I'm thinking dick in a box? - hello Seifer!), or given - give it to us in 100 words!

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