FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title: Deal With It.
Characters: Rinoa, mention of Seifer/Squall
Team: Balamb G baby
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100.
Series: na
Author's Notes: This is the only way i could deal with actually writing for this prompt.

It was disgusting and it just wasn't right. She would rant and rage and Rinoa would tell anyone who’d listen. Sometimes she'd just go onto a clamoring tangent with no one around to hear it.

Dr. K would roll her eyes when she saw Rinoa's figure enter her offices. It wouldn't matter how many times it was explained to the teen, it was almost as if she refused to understand.

"Rinoa, I’m not going to explain this to you again. Everyday, sometimes two or three times a day you come in. Simple terms: Seifer got Squall pregnant. Deal with it."

Title: Shiva
Characters/Pairings: Seifer/Zell
Team: Erm... Balamb?
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Cover your eyes, ye of little... brain bleach supplies! And no, I don't know if GF's can do that. :P

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Seifer flailed. “No!” he yelled.

“Seifer…” Zell tried.

“You don’t understand, Dincht, god! I’m not ready to be a father. I’m nobody, I don’t have a job, I can’t…”

“Seifer.”

“This is all your fault!” Seifer screamed. “Shiva, you said, a good guardian, it was ice cream first then man boobs then…”

“Seifer!” Zell punched him.

“You can’t be pregnant!” Seifer yelled back. “What?!”

“Listen to me!” Zell grinned. “I gave her to Squall now.”

Seifer blinked. Second later, he was kissing Zell. “You bloody genius!”

“I know,” Zell responded smugly, then he froze. “What do you mean man boobs?!”