FFVIII 100 Word Challenge

Title:  A friendly chat (ugh)
Characters: Fujin, Raijin, Seifer (implied SeiZell)
Word Count: 100 (duh)
Team: Galbadian (bad guys need love too)
Note:  This would be better if it wasn't just dialogue.  And Fu is hard with her one word sentences.

"WHY?"

"Why what?"

"She's askin' why ya with the chicken, ya know?"

"Does it really bother you that much that I'm with him."

"YES."

"I never pegged you for a homophobe, Fu."

"NOT. BUT CHICKEN?"

"Yea, I wanna know too, ya know."

"Its simple really.  Chicky doesn't treat me any different we still have the same antagonistically dysfunctional relationship we had before that Bitch came into my life.  The only difference is that now we fuck each other into the mattress."

"Yea,Chicky is quite the screamer, ya know."

"BOTTOM?"

"Fu, a warning, if you ever tell, I'll kill you"

Title: It's sex.
Characters:
Team: Balamb G baby
Rating: Pg for content talk
Word Count: 100.
Series: na
Author's Notes: Quisits and Selphie discuss boy pairings...sorta.

"I can't picture those two. Don't make that face at me. Think about it. Zell is nothing but a body of energy and Squall is just... Squall."

"You're thinking too hard. When it comes down to it, it's lust and sex."

"Quistis, that's just far too technical. That has no ro-"

"Selphie, don't you dare say romance. You think what they do is romantic? It's sex."

"There's no dynamic to it? What about Seifer and Squall. There has to be something there! Or even Seifer and Zell! All the fighting that they do..."

"Perhaps. The childhood pattern of stating crushes..."