Paradiso

Luke has his father's eyes. But I think he'll have his mother's hair. He smells good. Healthy. Human, I think, completely.

Are there boy banshees?

Cami smells like the woods. She's like me. Or Isaac. I can't tell which.

I...kinda wanna keep them. But I know that would be a bad idea.

Ruby went home. I told her I'd take care of the animals now. If anyone wants to learn more about them you can let me know. I hope I can do half as good a job as she did. I'm sad. I'll miss her as my friend

I can't wait to get these babies out. They're trying to kick me to death.

Not only that but I'm feeling like a fat cow who swallowed a watermelon whole.

Oh my God, all the bread. It smells so good. This has to be a freaking dream.

I...feel a little queasy this morning.

But that must mean it's real, right? I'm really, really pregnant!

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I...I'm very sorry if I offended anyone with my post. I - thought that was the way things were done here, but since I got no replies on that particular part, I must have been wrong...I hope nobody thinks badly of me.

It took a little longer than I wanted, but it's done. I made a bow and a decent amount of arrows.

Hunting might be first priority, I still want to offer anyone archery lessons that's interested. It's recurve, a little different than compound, but the basics are still the same.

I haven't been the most social since arriving, probably time to change that.

Someone needs to tell the world to shut up.

fyi...I wrote this this morning but never his Post. Beer bad.

Today, I saw an angel.

I think I'm in love.

Toothbrush and hair brush are a girl's best friend.

Who has two thumbs, a keg of really good beer and a tap?

THIS GUY!

Hello all, I'm Phryne Fisher. New here, just arrived actually. The opportunity for casual sex as often as I like was really quite tempting.


Yes that's an open invitation for all of the males. Bonus points if you're blonde with blue eyes but as long as you're male I really do not mind.

Now for assistance on the island beyond sex I have training as a field nursr, private detective and circus performer among other things. I cannot cook or sew for the life of me though I can also fly a plane

All right. I have made a decision. I would like to have a homosexual experience.

Perhaps it's this island. Perhaps it's listening to everyone talking about all the sex that they're having. Regardless, it's something I've never tried, and since the opportunity is presenting itself, I would like to try it.

Any women interested in going to bed with me, please, let me know. Multiple applicants welcome, this needn't be first come, first served...

Right, so, hi.

I'm Eight. I'm not human, so thought maybe I should say that. Also, is anyone else here a vegetarian?

Why does nobody love me?

I mean, Isaac didn't. Stiles doesn't. Lots of people want to have sex with me but nobody loves me.

I mean I'm not mad. I'm just not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Dad told me it would be a good idea to do some volunteering before I went off to college, you know, to give back to the less fortunate. We Bradys are lucky in so many ways, it's just the right thing to do. Well, I signed up for this thinking it would be like building houses or something, which would have been neato. I did working with my hands just as much as the next guy. No one told me the place would be this outta sight, though! It's even prettier than the time we went to Hawaii, but I haven't seen as many groovy chicks in bikinis sitting out on the beach as I did in Hawaii. And dig this kooky typewriter thing! Took me a while to figure out how it works. I thought the bracelet thing was like a Hawaiian lei, so I just put it on and it suddenly started doing things! Outta sight!

So what happens now? I've never been anywhere by myself, without the rest of my family. My Dad usually organizes our trips so I'm not hip to the organizing accommodation groove. Do we just bunk on the beach? Because I gotta tell you that wouldn't be the worst place I've ever slept. And do I need to talk to anyone about getting started on the building? Come to think of it, the place where I signed up was pretty vague on the details, so if anyone can tell me anything, that would be far out.

Well, I... say, I spoke too soon about the groovy chicks. I think I just spotted one!

It's...different. There's always been the thought that an island is the last place I would want to end up again. Memories have a way of coming back. There's no Yao Fei here, though...and I'm not some shipwrecked kid.

That said, what I do have to offer are survival skills. This kind of place, it's like going home.

I'm Oliver.

We've had quite a few new people arrive recently so I think it would make sense for us to get to know each other better. There's a game called Two Truths and a Lie that I think would be fun. Basically, you say three things about yourself - two of them should be true and one should be a lie - and everyone else guesses which one is the lie.

I'll go first.

1. I don't know exactly how old I am.
2. I'm a werewolf.
3. I was raised by Old Mother Hubbard.

Geezus it worked. I'm back. I didn't think I'd actually get back here.

Who all is still here? Stiles? Malia? Bri?

Who has those balls for the sports equipment? I need something to throw at these walls before they drive me insane with boredom.

I've never done anything like this before, but, well, this place is different from home, so here goes.

I'm Barry, for those of you that I haven't met yet. I'm 27 and back home I worked as a CSI for the Central City Police Department. I'm also a superhero who doesn't feel very heroic these days. The whole casual sex thing is kind of new for me. So, would anyone be interested in maybe getting together?