Paradiso

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, it takes me a minute to remember that I'm on terra ground and not on the Enterprise.

Crew of the Enterprise

Figured it would be best that you hear it first from me. Mary's going to have a baby. We're going to give it to Arva.

Mary

How are you feeling? Anything different?

So hey. I'm Peter Quill. Some people call me Star-Lord but not as many as I'd like. I just got here and if any of the beautiful ladies I've seen wandering around would like to give me a tour, I'd be happy to take you up on it.

Normally I'd be doing a lot more questioning about why the local wildlife hasn't been drawn in by this stuff but this is the longest I've gone without chocolate since the War, so I don't know about anyone else but I'm at the point where I would gladly risk needing to fight a bear for a bearclaw. The fact that doesn't seem to be a concern is just a lovely bonus.

A proper New York Style Bagel and then some macaroons? That's a bit heavenly. It's been hard eating lately but with all these breads it should be a lot easier. I'll definitely take a loaf of pumpernickel if nobody minds if only we had some butter and strawberry cream cheese, and a bottle of scotch...

Now I need a basket or something to store this in. Does anyone have one to spare?

I am so grateful to the gods for this bounty. So many delicious foods. I'd forgotten what most of this stuff tasted like! Those little tarts with fruit on them? I'll take as many as nobody else wants... and more than that probably

If anyone has any extra crusts or ends that they don't plan on eating for the bread, we'll leave a bucket at the north side of the table to collect them to feed the animals with. We should make sure everyone is blessed with the bounty.

Steve:
Come get food now. Seriously, there are so many good things! It seems like the bugs aren't even bothering with them. Bring a couple baskets, there's enough for us to take some back to our shelter. I can't believe there are little tarts with FRUIT on them! I think there's banana bread with chocolate chips. I'll snag a loaf for you.

These eclair things are magnificent! If messy. My fingers are sticky. I got chocolate in my hair and the cream filling dripped down the tshirt.

Wow! Christmas Monday brings carbs. Normally I'd keep myself to one blueberry muffin but if anyone gets between my pregnant self and those loaves of brown bread there will be shin kicking the likes of which isn't seen off of a field hockey team.

Oh my God, all the bread. It smells so good. This has to be a freaking dream.

I had no idea I'd missed bagels this much. THE SESAME SEED ONES ARE ALL MINE TOUCH THEM AND DIE

COOKIES!!!!