Private to Women
All right. I have made a decision. I would like to have a homosexual experience.
Perhaps it's this island. Perhaps it's listening to everyone talking about all the sex that they're having. Regardless, it's something I've never tried, and since the opportunity is presenting itself, I would like to try it.
Any women interested in going to bed with me, please, let me know. Multiple applicants welcome, this needn't be first come, first served...