Paradiso

If not for the bonfires I'd forget what day of the week it is. I can't even remember what month it's supposed to be anymore. I kind of like it.

Man, all these people having the same argument that I had in my world, but totally not knowing them, and yet totally knowing them, is kind of like watching a really trippy Oliver Stone flick. Which means something to some people.

Then all the other people having babies, and me being super awkward around babies... does anyone want to do any actual like, hanging out? Away from all that? I feel like we're one big happy family, and I'm the loner brother hanging out in his room all day playing WoW. Which I'm totally not, only because it's super not available around here.

[Private to Nick]

I did get the feeling that you have fun pretending to be me, but I'd really like for you to stop.

[Private to Wanda]

Nat and I are hiding going to spend the next forever few days at her place. Come by and have lunch with us?

[Private to Peggy]

I'm going to be scarce for a while. If you need me, I'm just a message away.

Well hello ladies... and gentlemen too, no one should forget any of you.

It's quite the lovely Island you've got here, love what you've done with the... palm trees. Very free form. I suppose hoping for a fully stocked bar is asking too much. That's fine, we'll work on it.

In the mean time, I am Tony Stark, most of you probably know me. If you don't, you will. It's a pleasure to meet all of you, until it isn't, and then we'll work through it. Though I'm certain we'll all get along splendidly.

Who's got two thumbs and two kegs of really good beer? THIS GUY! Oh yes! Nick's Tavern is OPEN FOR BUSINESS AGAIN!!!

Finnick has very kindly been letting me stay at his extra place since I got here, but I really do need to figure out my own digs sooner rather than later. I'm totally down for living in the communal space once that's built, but can any of you kind people help me get something together that's a little more private? I'm totally willing to make clothes for you in trade.

LAST ONE TO THE BEACH DOESN'T GET THE BEST VIEW ON THE ISLAND!

I have an idea for clearing some of the snow. Because I'm tired of being stuck in here I'm going to go give it a try. If it works I'll clear paths.

Well this sucks! I have to put a shirt on.

Hi, I'm Darcy. I love sex and I'm ready to dive right in. Guys, girls, groups, whatever. I'll try anything once, twice if I like it.

Oh, and I guess I need to find a place to live?

I have an idea! Two hand touch football on the beach! I volunteer me and my doppleganger as captains. Who's in?

Guess I'm supposed to introduce myself on this damned thing.

I'm Clay. Hi.

Hi, I'm Steve Rogers. I have to admit, I wasn't expecting somewhere quite so beautiful. Are there others here? A camp of some kind? I arrived near a waterfall and there are a few paths, so I thought I'd ask before guessing as to which one is correct.

Know what we haven't done in a while? We haven't explored outward. Now that some projects are done I think I might go walk about. Anyone want to go with me?

I fulfilled your fantasy so now it's my turn.

Come over here and fuck me in this hammock. I wanna see how coordinated you are.

And I've always wanted to do it in a hammock.

[Nick and Barry]

You guys are hot. I haven't had sex with either one of you.

I want to.

So I'm going to just toss this out there and see what happens.

I'm Natasha and I've been here for about a month give or take? I have not had sex since I've been here. Not once. I didn't even get laid when he had the sex pastries. Although that's probably because I got the last one and the one guy I talked to, walked off and never came back.

Anyway boys, here's your chance. I'm a trained gymnast if that helps any and I'm also up for just about anything. Except I'm not ready to have a baby yet so if that's not your thing, no worries.

Come on, this is not something I usually do but there it is.

I'm pretty sure that I'm never going to leave here.

Which means I feel like I should probably start contributing in a more meaningful way. Like having a baby for Arva.

[Chloe]
The cabin is basically done, except for a few odds and ends. I think we can go ahead and move in. Maybe I'll get one of the guys to help me carry the bed over tomorrow and then we can move the rest of our stuff ourselves since we really don't have much.

[Scott, Nick, anyone else who helped]
Thanks again for all your help, guys. Anything I can ever do for you just say the word.

[Everybody]
The cabin I've been building for me and Chloe is just about done. I'd like to thank everyone for being patient with me during this process. Now that it's done I should be able to help more with community wide projects - at least until the baby is born because I'm sure that will keep us crazy busy at first.

I was thinking we could host a housewarming/ baby shower party this weekend...or maybe next week since we wouldn't want to compete with the bonfire. this Friday night. Everyone would be invited and no one would be expected to bring a gift since you've all already helped make this possible for us.

We have Bonfire Saturday. Christmas Monday (which did we miss that this week? Have we been naughty?). I'm declaring today Shirtless Friday!

[Cannabis Club]

I'm dying here!