Paradiso

You know, sex is great, but after a while it starts to get boring. It's good there's other stuff to do here, like building and making a new community.

I think with my next kid, I want to keep it. That'll give me something to do.

[Malia]
Are you still interested in having a threesome? I met this girl, Inari, and she would be willing if we want.

[Inari]
Hey, how've you been? You still interested in having some fun with me and Malia?

[Malia & Inari]
You two should get to know each other.

I am not complaining about the hot sex I've been having with the men here, but please tell me some of you ladies are interested in a little girl on girl action.

I wonder how the babies are.

I wonder if Arva would let us see them if we asked.

[Stiles]

I love you. I just need to say it.

Hi, I'm Darcy. I love sex and I'm ready to dive right in. Guys, girls, groups, whatever. I'll try anything once, twice if I like it.

Oh, and I guess I need to find a place to live?

Do I freak people out? I think I freak people out.

I mean, I go up and ask them for sex and half the time they run away. And I know I'm hot so that isn't it. I'm not going to eat anybody. I mean, I only disembowel rabbits, not people.

So...I had my baby for Arva, and helped Stiles have his baby for Arva.

What now? What do I do now for the island? I mean, I could have four babies a year I guess but I kind of don't want to.

[Nick and Barry]

You guys are hot. I haven't had sex with either one of you.

I want to.

I miss the babies.

Alright, so a tiny bit of an issue. I was looking at some of your materials, and the wood and what not looks to make sense but uh... what exactly is electricity? Or for that matter... plumbing? I'm not sure how this whole thing works.

Remember how I asked you not to sleep with anyone from home?

Luke has his father's eyes. But I think he'll have his mother's hair. He smells good. Healthy. Human, I think, completely.

Are there boy banshees?

Cami smells like the woods. She's like me. Or Isaac. I can't tell which.

I...kinda wanna keep them. But I know that would be a bad idea.

We have babies. Malia did great. I only passed out twice.

I couldn't get her to go with Luke and Leia for the names, so I proudly introduce Lucas Martin Stilinski and Cami Tate-Lahey.

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Ugggggggggh cramps.

Holy shit, huge huge huge cramps.

Is that normal?

I can't wait to get these babies out. They're trying to kick me to death.

Not only that but I'm feeling like a fat cow who swallowed a watermelon whole.

I'm back. How long was I gone? It was about a year or so at home. I think. A lot happened.

[Malia]
I love you.

[Scott]
You're a jerk. And you're never allowed to make plans. Ever.

Now that our population has grown so much, all of the shelters previous volunteers built have been claimed (at least as far as I can tell). That means new arrivals will need to utilize the temporary shelters we've built in the main camp area until they can establish their own.

With any luck, the gods will start gifting beds again now that we are expanding.

The waterfall is pretty amazing.

Just saying.

Okay, that's it. I'm giving up on clothes.

I can't find anything that fits comfortably, it's too hot, and it's too much of a bother to wash them out by hand every day. At least until the babies are born, I'm just going to be naked so if you don't like it, deal with it.

Uh. I...don't understand how this works. But like, I can talk to people? I don't know.

Is anyone out there? I'm Thomas. I just got here, and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now.

Hello? Anyone?