Paradiso

So hey. I'm Peter Quill. Some people call me Star-Lord but not as many as I'd like. I just got here and if any of the beautiful ladies I've seen wandering around would like to give me a tour, I'd be happy to take you up on it.

The child within me continues to grow and develop. Awareness comes in sparks and bursts, but has not yet become constant. I feel like I am performing my function once more by bearing this child. I am very grateful for that.

[Lailah]

Do you feel any different? Did it work?

Alright, cool, so this place is totally awesome. It's got sun, it's got trees, it's got lots of air and water and the water's nice, and okay. So it's missing a couple of things. First of all, it is FAR too quiet at night, I've taken to sleeping in a makeshift hammock further into the jungle because then I can hear the animals, makes it a bit less quiet.

Also, uh, look some of you are great cooks. And there's lots of great food here. But I have gone a week or.. however long it's been, and I have been without a pancake. And I really miss pancakes... and syrup.

But I'm not complaining! Lots of awesome, pretty, pretty much naked people around and I can't complain. At all.

We have babies. Malia did great. I only passed out twice.

I couldn't get her to go with Luke and Leia for the names, so I proudly introduce Lucas Martin Stilinski and Cami Tate-Lahey.

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Crossed Hell and Purgatory off the list, guess I was overdue for a little paradise.

Gotta say, tropical isn't usually my thing, but I'm starting to become a fan.

These eclair things are magnificent! If messy. My fingers are sticky. I got chocolate in my hair and the cream filling dripped down the tshirt.

Strewth! Generally when a god-type comes around asking for favours, help and the like, I’m usually bollocks deep in fire, brimstone and blood by now. But oh, no. Apparently it’s all just tropics and sunshine here. Which, admittedly, did not expect. Not completely unpleasant for a turn. It’s right bloody humid though, innit?

Okay, that's it. I'm giving up on clothes.

I can't find anything that fits comfortably, it's too hot, and it's too much of a bother to wash them out by hand every day. At least until the babies are born, I'm just going to be naked so if you don't like it, deal with it.

Hello people of Sex Island. My name is Lailah. Eddie was kind enough to show me how to use this shackle bracelet. If you have seen a woman wearing a tshirt that is me. I am excited to meet all of you.