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Apr. 18th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[info]science_fact
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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
[info]avengers_net
Out of the hospital in time for Passover, which is nice.

[info]endingwars
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[info]endingwars
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[No Subject]


[info]endingwars
[info]avengers_net
I'm slowly catching up on things.

I can't believe I just sat through those prequels. What the hell happened to George Lucas??

Tell me other things I should watch, I'm bored.

Apr. 17th, 2019


[info]thehoffs_twin
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[info]thehoffs_twin
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[No Subject]


[info]thehoffs_twin
[info]avengers_net
Alright peeps.

A question for the hive mind:

If I colored one thing on every page of the coloring book in the lobby of my dentist's office, would you consider that a) a dick head move or b) an invite to collaborate?

(and of COURSE I have a dentist! What kind of pleeb do you all take me for? Oh -- right, Tony Boss, I need some time for my dental appointment kthxbai)

Apr. 15th, 2019


[info]hisonething
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[info]hisonething
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[No Subject]


[info]hisonething
[info]avengers_net
OMFG I THINK I'M IN LABOR!!!

[moments later]

Disregard that post. Might have just been...yeah never mind.

[literally a minute later]

NO REALLY THESE ARE CONTRACTIONS!!!

[two minutes later]

So these false labor things suck beyond the telling of it.

Apr. 14th, 2019


[info]snarkyintern
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[info]snarkyintern
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[No Subject]


[info]snarkyintern
[info]avengers_net
Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.

[info]biology_degree
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[info]biology_degree
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[No Subject]


[info]biology_degree
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[Public]

Croatia isn't what it used to be.

[Director Fury]

Morse. Reporting for duty. Again. WTF?

Apr. 12th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[info]science_fact
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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
[info]avengers_net
[Posted very late on Friday]

[Public]
I'm in the hospital. I'm fine but I'm fighting an infection. They just woke me up to take my vitals. The doctors want to monitor me to make sure it passes. Also, my blood count wa low so I had a transfusion. Turns out you need to blood for things like fighting infection and carrying oxygen for breathing. I'll be here another 4 or 5 days probably.

[Private to Loki]
I need to talk to you.

[info]justslower
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[info]justslower
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[No Subject]


[info]justslower
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Falcon reporting for duty.

Pepper filled me in on what's going on. Figured I should say hi and see who else is around.

[info]the_iron_man
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[info]the_iron_man
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[texts to Thor] (and a public network post)


[info]the_iron_man
[info]avengers_net
    unanswered texts to Thor )

    [network post]

    Ok, so Jane's got an infection. Backlash from her chemo. Passed out in lab, Friday alerted me, whole ambulance thing happened. I'm over here at Columbia Medical. You know who isn't? Thor.

    That guy has zero concept of what blowing up a phone is. Anyone have any idea where Thor is? Strange? Can you go check and make sure Loki hasn't shived him?

    I can't zip over to Castle Asgard right now to see if they're going all Medieval Times in ye olde dining hall. I don't even know what they do in their free time.

[info]semi_stable
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[No Subject]


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I'm Bucky. A magician told me that I was here before. Don't remember anything about meeting anyone in an alternate dimension though.

I'm looking for a hundred year old veteran from Brooklyn who never knew when to quit.

Apr. 10th, 2019


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[info]ohgodno
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I can't believe I'm doing this...


[info]ohgodno
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So Stephen, who is the most anti-social person I know, apparently believes in the power of support groups.

Who knew!

I'm Christine Palmer, MD. I'm a trauma surgeon over at Metro General, and more often than not, you'll find me in the emergency room, which believe it or not, I'm in right now.

It's my lunch, which means I'm eating a granola bar, hiding in a supply closet for peace and quiet.

And no, this isn't Grey's Anatomy, so I literally AM eating in a supply closet.

Apr. 9th, 2019


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[info]thespiderling
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Texts to Tony and Jane


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[Text to Tony]

> Hey Mr. Stark!
> Happy’s voicemail box is full or else I would leave this report there? Maybe you could forward this to him cause I know he probably misses me a lot, hah
> But anyway
> I stopped two robberies this week?
> One at a comic book store and the other at an antique place. There was kind of some property damage at the antiquery cause
> Old stuff. Lots of old stuff that doesn't like my webs. The dude actually threw a letter opener from the 1700s at me and the owner let me keep it which was cool.
> Everything else was pretty quiet. Helped a girl find her dog. Walked this old man home and carried his groceries.
> Oh, I saw Dr. Foster too! We messed with some tech. And this is really minor and I probably don't even need to mention it, but I sort of pissed off an Asgardian. Which isn't really important but
> I think that's all, yeah. ✌️

[Text to Jane]

I'm really glad I let you take apart my web shooters because the tweaks you made are awesome. It holds almost twice the amount of web fluid now? I hope you're doing okay today 🙏

Apr. 8th, 2019


[info]blackwidowbite
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[info]blackwidowbite
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Private Message to Clint


[info]blackwidowbite
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Hey friend,

I need to see your face in person. I'll bring the alcohol. Give me a place and time to meet.

[info]hisonething
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[info]hisonething
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[No Subject]


[info]hisonething
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I am SO glad to have two of my bridesmaids back! Natasha? Wanda? Final gown fittings! NOW!

[info]psions
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[info]psions
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private message to clint


[info]psions
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I need to mope in someone's presence. With ice cream. Can we do this?

I also want to see you, so that too.

[info]_shieldless_
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[info]_shieldless_
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[No Subject]


[info]_shieldless_
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Seems Spring has finally shown up in New York. I found my hair covered in little flowers that are falling from the trees in Central Park. No, Tony, there aren't any pictures.

Spring brings new things...like finding out that Nick Fury is a cat person. A new person came to town and a good friend came back. Welcome back, Wanda!

So what is everyone up to? I'm looking into going to a Mets game. Since an old Dodgers fan like me wouldn't be caught dead or frozen rooting for the Yankees the Mets get my support by default...and they started after my time so I have nothing against them.

[Peggy]

Wanna see a baseball game?

Apr. 6th, 2019


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[info]endingwars
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[No Subject]


[info]endingwars
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Right so this is weird awkward something.

I heard Fury was here. Is that true?

Has anyone seen an orange tabby cat wandering around?

Oh and I'm Carol. Carol Danvers.

Apr. 5th, 2019


[info]psions
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[info]psions
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[No Subject]


[info]psions
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At the urging of my tutor, and because I agreed and thought it to be a good idea, I traveled to the city of Kathmandu in Nepal to have some time away to hone the finer points of my abilities. It was a wonderful trip, despite how much of the beauty of the city has been ravaged by earthquakes - but much of it has also been maintained as well, and I especially enjoyed the maze of narrow streets and alleyways. The tourist district is lively but still maintains an old-world feel, which I appreciate.

I think I picked up far too many books, too much jewelry, and a paper lantern or two that wasn't necessary but too pretty to pass up.

But I have returned and I missed all this.

Apr. 4th, 2019


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Text to Thor


[info]the_trickster
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> Good news, brother. The soul forge is finished and herbs were gathered.
> Eir has calibrated the forge and we've worked on brewing the most used potions.
> Apologies for being belated informing you? I imbibed overly much last eve.


[info]the_iron_man
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[info]the_iron_man
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[No Subject]


[info]the_iron_man
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Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. I fixed all of your social media handles for you. )

Apr. 3rd, 2019


[info]doctor__strange
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[info]doctor__strange
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Q&A


[info]doctor__strange
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All right. I'm here to answer questions about this universe. Including what's happening in it, what might happen in it, and what won't be happening in it.

I'll answer to the best of my ability. Here's some highlights from the welcome pamphlet: You, Other You, and the Multiverse: An Overview for the Recently Displaced. )

A few caveats:
  1. You probably won't like what I have to say.

  2. Whatever it is, Stark? No.

  3. I can't give you the best date for anything related to weddings, births, or other social functions. I'm not Miss Cleo.

[info]blackwidowbite
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[info]blackwidowbite
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Cognitive Recalibration


[info]blackwidowbite
[info]avengers_net
Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

Apr. 1st, 2019


[info]the_iron_man
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[info]the_iron_man
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[No Subject]


[info]the_iron_man
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Thanks to being super bored during lunch time (P.S. - Hi, where's my sandwich guy?), I now know from a sparse amount of timeline posts that Fury's a devoted cat dad.



I mean, wow, that is a metric shit ton of cat pics. So many that I changed the status to "in a relationship." 💕

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
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I'm too tired so could somebody do me a favor? Pick me up some hamantaschen for Purim?



Hamantaschen is a cookie.

Mar. 19th, 2019


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[info]the_iron_man
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text to Pepper


[info]the_iron_man
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> Hey, you. Got dinner plans?
> I was thinking Peking duck but if you don't want that, we can do something else.

Mar. 18th, 2019


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[No Subject]


[info]cant_miss
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Wow I forgot how terrible St Patrick's Day is in the city.

Did make $65 on darts so not a complete loss.

[info]seeswithboth
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[info]seeswithboth
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Locked to Val


[info]seeswithboth
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Valkyrie. A word. I hear you're the one who knows the most about these powered fight clubs.

Mar. 12th, 2019


[info]the_iron_man
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[info]the_iron_man
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texts to Pepper and Peter


[info]the_iron_man
[info]avengers_net

[text to Pepper]
> Hey honey, did HR ever make hard ass rules about me bringing booze to work?

> I can't ask by poking my head around the doorway in there. They grab torches and pitchforks on sight. 🔥



[text to Peter]

> Hi! I heard something about a certain Spider-man skittering around Dr. Foster's lab. Know anything about that? Or should I break it down in emoji?
> 🕷🕸+👟🕵️‍♀️+🔬🔭🍳-🥚 = 🔥🕷🔥 ?


[info]thehoffs_twin
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[info]thehoffs_twin
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[No Subject]


[info]thehoffs_twin
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Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS

Mar. 8th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[info]science_fact
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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
[info]avengers_net
This post is rated for serious medical issues )

[info]doctor__strange
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[info]doctor__strange
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[No Subject]


[info]doctor__strange
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Here's your comforting monthly notice that the universe isn't folding in on itself like origami.

I was busy overseas. If anyone has any mystical, paranormal, or occult issues or questions, I can answer them now. No, you can't touch or hold the relics.

If you ask me any questions, Stark, I'm not answering. I know not to feed the trolls. Have Pepper ask instead, so she can filter you.

[Jane]

I apologize that I haven't gotten a chance to talk to Thor. I'll do this as soon as possible. There was a series of Κῆρες sightings in the Mediterranean that I had to look into.

[Thor]

I'd like you to stop by the Sanctum when you have some time. I wanted to talk to you about Jane's condition and what to expect, and to ask for an update about your brother. No need to set up a time. I'll know when you're stopping by.

[Wanda]

I wanted to see how you are feeling about your level of control with your powers. Is everything feeling more finely honed. or do you feel like you need more time in the mirror dimension to practice?

[info]theagentcarter
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[info]theagentcarter
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Multiple Texts


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[Steve]
I know you are likely busy but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind going on a walk with me tonight?

[Tony]
I cannot believe you managed to find a miniature you just existing out in the world.

[Bucky]
How are you? I would like it stated for the record that I am jealous you lot got to fight the walking undead while I was forced to put up with disgusting pirates.

[info]hildevalkyrie
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[info]hildevalkyrie
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Multiple Texts


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[Loki]
I think there is another mouse in my room. I'm not upset by it, I just thought you might like to know. Dain made the discovery when I went looking for one of my wrist guards.

[Thor]
Loki and I have recently been watching many episodes of the Bar Rescue and I did not realize Midgard had so many ridiculous variations of alcohol.

[Jane]
I'm sorry I have not reached out before now. I am, as you may be aware, not one for outwardly displays of emotion and find myself at a loss for proper words of comfort the majority of the time. But you are in my thoughts and I hope you know that if there is anything you could possibly need, I am at your disposal. All you need do is ask.

[info]tordenguden
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[info]tordenguden
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Text to Loki


[info]tordenguden
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I have been described as a Pikachu. What are all these Midgardian words and why do people insist on using them? I continue to be confused although I feel it was meant as an endearment. The picture I was shown was a small yellow creature with bright red cheeks, twinkling eyes and a storage of electricity.

Mar. 7th, 2019


[info]thespiderling
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[info]thespiderling
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[No Subject]


[info]thespiderling
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Hey everyone. I’m Peter. Parker? Peter Parker. From Queens. I’m Mr. Stark’s intern and he said I should post here cause I guess we’re all in the same boat? I’m from the other universe which was just…the worst remake of every bad apocalypse movie I've ever seen. Seriously. But I’m not dust in the wind here like that really old song and I got to catch an actual Pikachu, so this timeline's not that bad so far.

I can’t believe some of you are Avengers?? What’s that even like? How do you even

Anyway, hi! Um, how's everyone's day going?

[Drax/Gamora/Peter Quill]

I probably should have mentioned this before when the reality stone was freaking out, but most people around here don’t know I’m Spider-man? That would be so cool if you guys could keep that between us. It was pretty awesome working together! I can cross 'catching Pokemon with aliens' off my bucket list now.

Feb. 27th, 2019


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Thor


[info]_shieldless_
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Hey, big guy. I saw Jane's post. Want to talk or just throw punches?

Feb. 26th, 2019


[info]seeswithboth
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[info]seeswithboth
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[No Subject]


[info]seeswithboth
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Things are quiet lately.

Too quiet.

This makes me nervous.

Feb. 17th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
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[This network post is rated red for discussion of serious medical issues] )

Feb. 10th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[No Subject]


[info]science_fact
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Sorry about the reality thing. My bad.

[info]hisonething
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[info]hisonething
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[No Subject]


[info]hisonething
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Pirates smell bad. I just wanted to say that.

[Tony]
BRISKET!! Now!! And sauerkraut. Also, I punched Jack Sparrow in the face.

[info]_shieldless_
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[No Subject]


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Well I can say that was the grossest thing I ever went through. Tony, I'm going to need your help with getting all the zombie goo off the shield.

[Tony]
Clint needs a new bow. Think you can work one up?

[Buck]
Next time? Less zombies. More steak and potatoes.

[Peg]
So about that date...

[info]doctor__strange
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[info]doctor__strange
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[No Subject]


[info]doctor__strange
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Since the dust has had time to settle and Damage Control crews have been cleaning up, it might be a good time to review a few basic guidelines regarding the Infinity Stones. Read more... )

If you need help, ask.

Feb. 9th, 2019


[info]science_fact
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[info]science_fact
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Message to Thor


[info]science_fact
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I have to
They want to


So with reality taking a day off, I'm behind on my prep for Columbia. It's a little hard for me to focus at the warehouse (did you know Inga was screaming something about a snake yesterday?) so I'm going to take Severus and stay back at my place for a few days.

Jan. 28th, 2019


[info]whih_world_news
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Breaking News


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    The newsroom is receiving eye-witness reports throughout the city. Pokemon costumed pets are breaking leash laws in Greenwich Village. There's an unregistered Zombie Walk marching though Little Italy. A large part of lower Manhattan has experiencing a freak snowfall. There are eyewitness sightings of large flying creatures, possibly controlled by unlicensed drones. Ferries to Governors Island have been overtaken by cosplayers dressed as pirates. The Statue of Liberty seems to have structural integrity issues and has starting to sway, causing the interior of the statue to be evacuated. In Hoboken, there are reports of structures breaking down into easily movable blocks.

    WHiH does not support drug use per federal law. We want our viewers to know that recreational marijuana is not legal in New Jersey. In what is a suspected act of terrorism, officials are testing the water for hallucinogens. Until testing is completed, avoid drinking water from municipal sources.

    Residents are being advised to stay indoors or shelter in place if possible. Please call or text 111-911-HALP for emergency response information. If you have pictures or video you'd like to submit to WHiHm, contact us at: WHiHsubmissions@news.mail

Jan. 21st, 2019


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[info]tordenguden
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[No Subject]


[info]tordenguden
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Today, I am happy and grateful for everything that has been provided to me and mine. I do not often spout platitudes, and yet I have found myself feeling overwhelmed with pleasant thoughts.

You all have a part in that, especially that of Jane.

Thank you all. I am honoured to call you all friends.