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Kate Bishop: Practically an Avenger. (hawkeyeout) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-10-04 14:05:00

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- network, kate bishop, tony stark, vision, wanda maximoff

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I feel like Halloween movies should be mandatory this time of year. Like, they should be playing every night in the common area, with hot chocolate and popcorn and pizza and gummy bears. Because who doesn't love gummy bears? Terrible, horrible people, that's who.

Anyway, this is my long-winded way of saying that I'll be watching Hocus Pocus in the common area tonight, and everyone is invited to come hang out with me. (Especially Billy and Tommy.)

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	controlmyown 2021-10-04 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure that one is quite appropriate for the boys, but I'll discuss it with Vis. ~~And they don't need quite that much sugar every single nigh~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	visioned 2021-10-04 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	I am unfamiliar with this film but I have done research and read parent reviews online - the consensus seems to be that the film is dark for a children's movie but ultimately suitable for those aged 10 and older? "Parental Guidance" is suggested. Overall, my research has allowed me to come to the conclusion that it should be okay, darling. If you agree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision controlmyown 2021-10-04 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid it'll remind them too much of Agatha, when she was hurting them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision visioned 2021-10-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes, I see. Perhaps - it might help though, in a way? To see something scary be overcome, and face those emotions in a safe setting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision controlmyown 2021-10-04 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps. I just wish it had a nice witch. We're not all evil and scary and need to be banished for wanting to suck the lives out of children. Maybe Halloweentown would be better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision visioned 2021-10-04 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm certain they know that. And they are very resilient, as most children are. If you don't want them to attend, I'm sure there will be another Halloween movie night at some point. They really do adore Kate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision controlmyown 2021-10-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	I know, I just don't want them to have any reminders of what happened to them there. I only want them to feel happy and safe. She knows other versions of them, yes? From a different reality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision visioned 2021-10-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	They seem to be both - happy and safe, I mean. You're doing wonderfully, Wanda. Yes, she does. They're apparently closer to her age in her universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision controlmyown 2021-10-05 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I didn't realize I'd worry so much about them every day, even now that they're here. I see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	WandaVision visioned 2021-10-05 12:07 am UTC (link)
	You will always worry about them, even when they're grown up. And that's okay. It just means you love them. It's - interesting. To know they become Avengers too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-04 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! Well, we can do a different movie! :) I would just love to spend time together, celebrating the season! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	controlmyown 2021-10-04 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	What about Halloweentown? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my gosh, I LOVE that movie!! That would be great! What time? Should we do dinner and a movie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	controlmyown 2021-10-05 12:04 am UTC (link)
	How does 6 sound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-05 12:06 am UTC (link)
	6 sounds perfect! I'm excited! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-06 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there. Because I like gummy bears and all of those things. And if you want someone to hang out with and watch Hocus Pocus later, I'm gonna say why not? I can finish mockups and watch a movie at the same time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-06 05:19 am UTC (link)
	You can't work and watch Halloween movies at the same time! Definitely want to watch Hocus Pocus later. I never imagined you to be the Hocus Pocus type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-06 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Never underestimate my ability to multitask. That's what glasses with a built in AI interface are for. Morgan likes the movie so it grew on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-06 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, fine, you can... but you shouldn't! It deserves your full attention! Besides, how we gonna MST3K this sucker if you're only half present, huh?? Morgan... your daughter Morgan? I bet she's got some serious attitude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-08 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	You really underestimate my ability to riff stuff while multitasking. There's enough sarcasm to butter both sides of the bread, Hawkeye. She's my mini me. Since Wanda and Vis' kids are around, I'll arrange for her to come over and watch Halloweentown too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-08 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Put your money where your mouth is! I'm calling you out! How old is she again? Yeah, Billy and Tommy are coming for Halloweentown. The more the merrier! I promise not to give her all the sugar and then send her home to Daddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-08 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's on like Donkey Kong. What're we betting? Morgan's six. She'll probably show up wearing mommy's helmet again for a costume. Luckily it's not connected to any armor or weapons systems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, we're betting?? I like this. It's gotta be something big. Aww, six. I used to enjoy babysitting kids about that age. I'm sure she thinks her mommy and daddy's suits are the best thing ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2021-10-09 05:57 am UTC (link)

Sure, we're betting. Think of something big and I'll go bigger. It's what I do.

She does! I was going to build her a suit to wear on playdates. It could be a safety suit to deploy if she's in trouble, but her mom vetoed that idea. Same thing with the Green Lion from Voltron, because I told the Morgansaur I could build that.

Sure it would have been a few billion dollars and no garage is big enough?

Unfun.

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	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Okay, when I win... you've got to give me a recording where you tell me I'm the best Hawkeye you've ever met. That way I can show Clint (at some point, whenever I see him again) even though it might make him cry. Not gonna lie, I had to look up what the Green Lion from Voltron was. ...and now I kinda want one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-09 06:08 am UTC (link)
	When you win? If you win, you mean. Fine. When I win, you have to parachute off the top of the tower in an Iron Man Halloween costume. For promotional purposes. Deal? See? Wouldn't it be great? I'm surprised she didn't want the red one but she said that one was mine. Fair point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 06:57 am UTC (link)
	No no, I mean when I win. But fine. I will go along with your silly condition, but only if you get in your suit and promise to catch me should something inevitably go wrong with my suit or whatever. Then you have yourself a deal. Smart kid. I think I'm gonna like her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2021-10-09 07:05 am UTC (link)

Ok, keep telling yourself that after I win.

Sure! Looks like we've got a deal. Don't worry. It's a test drive after several test drives of a self-opening parachute that I guess I was making for a military contract. You don't have to do anything, just wear the Halloween costume and jump off the top of the tower while the drones film you. We'll use some medi-tape so the mask doesn't fall off.

She's loveable. Even when she's using words she totally didn't overhear me saying, ever.

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	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 07:18 am UTC (link)
	God Damnit. I'm going to lose this thing, aren't I? I'm trusting that you're not going to kill me with this parachute. ...famous last words? Are you talking about long, sciencey words, or foul language? Because, let's face it, either sound absolutely adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-09 07:22 am UTC (link)
	So hard. So bad. So fast. ~~I watch more than one news channel at the same time.~~ Hey. HEY. I made it. It's going to work. Great. Because I tested it myself yesterday after I flew out to the Grand Canyon. Foul language that is 100% my ex-wife's fault. ~~Not.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 07:40 am UTC (link)
	It's totally not fair. I call foul play. Famous last words to the Famous last worder? ...I don't believe that for a second. You're talking about Pepper Potts, right? She's legend even in my world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-09 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Nope, you made a deal. We even got it in writing. No takebacksies with the guy who is the most famous last worderer ever. The same. You have never heard her tell me to get out of a kitchen. Or the things she's said after she's glared at me to stop eating pickles out of a broken pickle jar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-09 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	You know what this makes you? Mean. But a deal's a deal, so I guess I'm stuck. I will be screaming the whole way down, I guarantee it. What happens if I land in the bay? ...Why would you eat pickles out of a broken jar?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-09 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Don't pull the meanie card on me! You tell the parachute you don't want a water landing. ~~Which may or may not work, if it's super windy that day.~~ And if - on some off chance - you do land in the water? I'll fish you out. It was a long time ago and I hadn't calibrated the gauntlets for a delicate touch. I also really, really wanted some pickles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-10-09 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	What even did I just read here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-10 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Long story short? Tony Stark and I are watching family-friendly Halloween movies together, and apparently I'm going to jump off of the top of the tower. ...one of the weirdest sentences ever written. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-10 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's weird but true. And who doesn't love a little BASE jump now and then? I do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	You'd better fish me out. Knowing my luck I'd land right on a shark, or something. I don't want to die because I lost a bet with Tony Stark. ...really really wanting pickles isn't a good excuse for glass shards in your teeth, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-10-10 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. I got you, Kate. If anything goes wrong, I'm not going to have my Halloween promo go wrong. That's what she said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyeout 2021-10-10 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Because if I die for your publicity stunt, I will never forgive you, Tony Stark. Smart woman. (Reply to this) (Parent)