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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-08-17 15:11:00

Entry tags:

- network, helmut zemo, illyana rasputin, kitty pryde, mobius, raven darkholme, sharon carter, tony stark

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All right. LeBeau's missing, and Rogue got busted out of jail last night. Either someone is super mega whipped (I mean how) or they were working together.

So guess what was on lockdown. The Tower. Again. We're down an elevator shaft. Everyone has to use the other elevators while it and the roof get fixed.

Rooftop cameras caught her flying west. It looked like Danvers used to when she was flying. Then it dropped off and the security drones couldn't pick up anything.

Anyone else got some super shady shit they want to get out of the way?

Besides Zemo. We already know he's made of shade.

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	agent iron jetskiing 2021-08-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure where to start with this. How stressed are you right now? Like on a 1-10 scale. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	agent iron the_iron_man 2021-08-18 11:26 am UTC (link)
	Ever seen Spinal Tap? It goes to 11. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agent iron jetskiing 2021-08-18 11:58 am UTC (link)
	I haven't seen it, but I would have guessed something similar. What can I do to help? I just read the summary below and flirt-proofing AI coding is probably not something most would have to worry about, so try not to blame yourself about that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agent iron the_iron_man 2021-08-18 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Here. That's me right now. Tell me exactly that thing you just told me right there. Because I'm blaming myself that I created an AI that would sass me when I flirted with her. And apparently she's got a thing for Cajun thieves because how the frak did he get around my upgrades? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agent iron jetskiing 2021-08-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	That seems like a fair reaction, all things considered. He may have had other abilities that simply just - work on anything sentient? If someone's gonna come in here and violate your Tower and your AI and your trust, that's not on you - that's on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	power_broken 2021-08-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I feel like I missed a lot of this story. Most of it. Actually all of it. Who is LeBeau? And Rogue? (Reply to this) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2021-08-18 11:40 am UTC (link)

Ok, so here's the sitch.

Rogue is a really pissed off lady that can absorb anyone's powers or whatever by touch. Think of it like her skin is made of vampires. I guess this leaves them passed out. Maybe dead. She attacked Valkyrie and Loki recently and got caught. Not big on talking.

LeBeau is Remy LeBeau. From New Orleans. Big on talking. He could probably charm the panties off a nun. OR a highly sophisticated operating system like Friday. Who I'm giving a talk to after she told me "Remy said that there's nothing wrong with erotic roleplay." So here's me trying to see if there's any sightings of these two, while I rewrite Friday's coding so it's flirt-proof.

Both of them escaped like pros from the SHIELD floor's holding cells. Since Rogue blasted a hole in the roof and flew off looking super sparkly like Carol Danvers, who was here once upon a time? I'm thinking she probably vampired her powers before she disappeared. ~~Or I hope she disappeared and it wasn't something worse.~~

Phew. That was a lot. Did you get your champagne and chocolates?

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	power_broken 2021-08-18 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Remy LeBeau I know him, if it's the same Remy LeBeau. Wait, no that's shady shit If she vampired Danvers' powers there must be a trace of radiation that we can follow? Are you looking to track her down? Is this super villain territory? What's the plan, and how can I help? Yes, I did. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were wooing me, Stark. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2021-08-18 08:38 pm UTC (link)

That's the thing, whatever energy signature she used when she was flying dropped off into a dead end when she wasn't flying. Like poof! There one sec, gone the next.

Add to that, one really scanned Carol's energy signature. Because she was one of us and she'd probably try to power punch us in the face.

Right now, trying to get into camera feeds and get a facial recognition hit if possible. That guy's super sneaky though, so he probably knows how to avoid them if he got around the Tower's security system.

Anyway. Hi, McFlirty! I gave it to you so you could share it, but not with me. ;)

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power_broken
2021-08-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)

Things like this are the reasons we scan. But I understand. Don't want to piss off friends with phenomenal cosmic powers.

That doesn't seem like something that requires all hands on deck, so I can leave you to it. But I've got an all clear from the good doctor to come back to work, so I'll be reporting to SHIELD duty tomorrow.

McFlirty makes me sound like a Sesame Street character. And who should I be sharing with, hmm?

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	baron_zemo 2021-08-18 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Fair enough. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-18 11:35 am UTC (link)
	Today is not a you day. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fullofmystique 2021-08-18 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	What the actual fuck? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justaphase 2021-08-18 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm in complete shock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullofmystique 2021-08-18 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	So am I. ~~He was so nice~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justaphase 2021-08-18 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I thought they were our friends. [Raven] After what Sinister did to us... I just... HOW could they work for him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullofmystique 2021-08-18 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I did, too. [Kitty] I don't know. I still can't help wonder if he's making them do this, somehow? Controlling them, or something? He might be able to do that to us, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	magiks 2021-08-18 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	What Raven said. There has to be more to this...thing. Why he broke her out. ~~Does this mean I get Remy's cat--~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-18 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. She's super antisocial and he didn't seem like he was at all. So it's got to be on a big bad's orders. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magiks 2021-08-18 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know - or maybe he was trying to keep her away from the big bad? If she did not get what she wanted from Loki, she would have been in trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Possibly. Can't you port into places? Strange isn't answering texts so he's probably on some magic carpet ride somewhere that I don't even want to think about. Go see if he's left anything in his room, but be careful in case he's set up traps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blackwidowbite 2021-08-18 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm getting real sick of our homes getting blasted and infiltrated. What do I need to do to help? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I need to get some sleep at some point, my head feels like it's being pounded with a sledgehammer. Could you go down to SHIELD's floors and run the ship as acting director, tonight? [ooc: Remy is a slippery lil sucker and has planned well, so every lead will lead to a dead end...for now. Bwahahahahahacoughhaaa!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowbite 2021-08-19 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Got it. Headed down there right now. If you can't turn anything up, I'm not sure I'm going to be much more help but I'll at least keep the fires going while you get some rest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-19 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I trust you to run things if something does turn up. Thanks, Nat. I'll go catch a cat nap. (Reply to this) (Parent)