It's all AU.

He'd woken up and dressed to go into the hub proper to make coffee and try to look less shagged out than he was feeling before the others arrived. Unfortunately he was only half-awake and hadn't noticed that he was opening a door about two feet to the left of the one he meant to be opening. The one he meant to open led to the kitchen of the hub. The one he actually opened led to a busy restaurant kitchen.

"Bugger." he mumbled under his breath, grabbing a cup of coffee and pretending like he belonged there, wandering out into a lobby with a cup of coffee.

"...Very lost then. Right.

Jeanne didn't think this was where she had planned to be, but from the looks of things she could still find a cheeseburger to murder, so she decided she wasn't going to let it bother her just yet.

The type of food found in a hotel bar tended to vary quite a bit, so she looked around a bit more and there it was: an honest-to-goodness railway-car-replica diner. She went in and grabbed a stool at the counter, hooking her knapsack to her knee. Just as she suspected she could practically feel the grease building up in layers on her skin, and they had cheeseburgers and vanilla shakes and plenty of that bright yellow mustard for her fries.

It also had those little jukebox selectors on all the tables and a few on the counter, and after she gave the waitress her order she started browsing through the selections.