It's all AU.

Jamie wandered through the lobby of the hotel, a little sleepy, in his robe and slippers. He got a cup of coffee, then wandered to another table and, unashamedly, poked the other time lord. "You're real then, are you?"

"No, I'm afraid you don't understand," Theta said, hands on his hips and eyes narrowed, glaring at the automatron behind the candy counter. "I want a jelly baby and I want. one. now."