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Lan Xichen ([info]zewujun) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-05-10 06:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, critical role: ashton greymoore, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: fresh cut grass, critical role: kir agrupnin, critical role: vax'ildan, fantasy high: adaine abernant, marvel: billy kaplan, marvel: teddy kaplan-altman, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, the raven cycle: richard campbell gansey, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, the umbrella academy: lila pitts, the untamed: lan xichen, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ~plot: timeslip, ₴ inactive: adam, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: katou yue, ₴ inactive: natasha romanoff, ₴ inactive: nikolai lantsov (2), ₴ inactive: noctis lucis caelum (2), ₴ inactive: prompto argentum (2), ₴ inactive: rosalind walker, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: talcott hester, ₴ inactive: teela, ₴ inactive: tommy shepherd, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff, ₴ inactive: william laurence 2, ₴ inactive: yelena belova

I awakened this morning to discover that my husband is thirteen years older and has no recollection of Vallo. Is anyone experiencing similar difficulties?


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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 05:05 pm UTC (link)
I SO DO NOT.

AND I can take care of this baby better than you.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Piss off! You couldn't take care of a stapler better than me.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 05:18 pm UTC (link)
A STAPLER?? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A STAPLER IS.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Sure I do. I'm going to shove one right up your arse.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 05:51 pm UTC (link)
You sure like looking at my ass.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 07:09 pm UTC (link)
It's just so big. How many squats do you do? A thousand?

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 07:12 pm UTC (link)
I could, yeah. That's easy.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Show me.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 07:54 pm UTC (link)
TWO thousand.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 08:28 pm UTC (link)
You might as well be farting in space. Show me!

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Okay but if that baby starts crying that comes first.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 09:19 pm UTC (link)
The baby isn't going to cry because I'm holding her. Start sweating, chop chop.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 09:22 pm UTC (link)
GOD YOU'RE BOSSY.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh be quiet, you like it.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-10 11:21 pm UTC (link)
NO SHUT UP.

Don't let the Olds in either, we don't need help.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-10 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Well obviously we don't need any help. Babies are easy. They can't even run away.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-11 12:36 am UTC (link)
Okay because I'm pretty sure those Olds on the other side of the train are fucking plotting something.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-11 12:59 am UTC (link)
Well the men obviously. But I like the woman. She's got spit. And at least a half dozen weapons hidden on her by my guess.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
Who doesn't?????

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-11 01:25 am UTC (link)
Literally most of the planet. You have got to start getting out of that ridiculous house of yours.

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[info]secondumbrella
2023-05-11 01:51 am UTC (link)
You've heard of the Academy?? I mean, obviously, we're fucking famous.

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[info]talentmooch
2023-05-11 02:28 am UTC (link)
I've heard about its mistakes. And how it Do we really have to talk about your club of wannabe heroes? I'd rather poke myself in the eye with a fork.

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