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*sits at one of the card tables in the Casino, steadily losing at poker (a highly unusual occurrence)* *raises an eyebrow as the same player wins yet another hand ("Read 'em and weep--three kings!") and the player sitting next to him reaches over to fan out the cards ("Spread 'em out so we can see what you've got!") (yet again)*

*quickly catches the second player's sleeve and shakes it while jaws slacken around the table as the king of spades flutters out*

*quietly, evenly (menacingly)* We're just going to count the cards in his hand *jerks his head slightly toward the first player* this time, alrightly? *with mock concern* Eru...just look at how late it's getting. I think it's time you fellas called it a dishonest day, don't you?


Oh, and leave the money, of course.


*cuts the cards and shuffles them expertly, glancing around at the suddenly emptier (of cheaters) table*




((Disclaimer: Mun hasn't been watching old TV westerns, nope. *eyedart*))

*Has been hiding in her bedroom since the sun failed to rise on cue.*

*Past experience has told her that sudden, inexplicable darkness can also be accompanied by massive, unstoppable walls of water.*

*Scowls at the door as she hears footsteps outside it.*

I'M NOT COMING OUT.

*picks up several brochures from the Tirion Chamber of Commerce and does a little walking tour around town, checking out the tourist attractions*

*follows the complimentary map and stops at the Mindon first to pay homage to Galathilion (so excited, ome) and is puzzled to find it somewhat smaller? than expected*

*drops a coin into the subscription box (Save Our Natural Resources!) and sits down on the viewing bench to Reflect* *as instructed on page two in the pamphlet*

>:|


So. Does a person just walk up to Sauron and ask him to leave? Or would that be really stupid?