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*Can't remember the last time it stayed this dark for this long.

*No, actually, CAN remember the last time it stayed this dark for this long. Something to do with the Trees, a big, fuck off spider and the family jewels.*

*Lights a torch, heads for Tirion's main square and gets on a soap box.*

FRIENDS, NOLDOR, COUNTRYMEN! IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN. WHO'S WITH ME?



((PB change. Reverting back to Henry Cavill. Prrrrr.))

*Hobbles up to the main stage (on crutches) to take part in the competition.*

*ahem* Me-mee-meeeeEEEeeEEe.

Three-four-WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

*Limps into Lorien.*

*Flags down a passing handmaiden.*

Excuse me? I need some urgent attention. I shot...the safety catch on my crossbow was faulty, it seems I shot myself in the foot as a result.