Paradiso

So Pepper my dear. I have some news to share.

No, I haven't decided to have a baby.

I know we're supposed to be getting hot and sweaty in other ways, but how many other fighters do we have here? I could use a sparring partner. Or, you know, more than one. Variety is the spice of life or something.

Any takers?

Damn, that was too easy! Nick's natural inclinations toward being an exhibitionist totally took care of me introducing you.

I can still put in a few good words though.

LAST ONE TO THE BEACH DOESN'T GET THE BEST VIEW ON THE ISLAND!

I have an idea for clearing some of the snow. Because I'm tired of being stuck in here I'm going to go give it a try. If it works I'll clear paths.

Anyone who wants to meet the kid should probably do that soon since Bruce and I will be giving her to Arva. The sooner the better before I get too attached

[Private: Maria | Phil]

Where are you?

[Filtered away from Bruce]

Has anyone seen Maria Hill?

[Filtered to Bruce, Pepper, and Natasha]

Maria's water just broke. I'm heading over to the medical center now.

We may have a problem.

There is no source of heat in the medical center. We have three expectant mothers who are due to give birth this week. If the snow keeps up, we'll need to figure out how to safely deliver those babies and keep both the mothers and the infants warm.

I'm thinking we can probably build a fireplace in at least one or two of the exam rooms in the next day or two if we work together. Barry's willing to help and he's got super speed on his side. I don't want to panic any of the women and Christine is also expecting, so she needs to stay somewhere warm too.


[ooc: I was trying to filter to people that Bruce knows would be capable of helping. If you want your character included, let me know and I'll happily add them :D]

So if you worked on the sewers with us then you might have seen me trying to get the force to successful lift things and move them into place. It took some trail and error but I think I've managed to get it worked out.

So. If people need help moving things, especially heavy things or things that need to go up high let me know and I'd be happy to assist.

I have an idea! Two hand touch football on the beach! I volunteer me and my doppleganger as captains. Who's in?

[Public]

This wasn't quite what I was expecting when I agreed to come here. Tahiti anyone Kind of wishing I'd thought to change my clothes. I take it there isn't much need for anyone to be wearing a three piece suit?

Anyway, hi. I'm Phil Coulson. Pleasure to meet you.

Captain's log, stardate ... what is the stardate. Damnit, I don't even need to do it like this.

Hello everyone. Name's Jim. Jim Kirk. This place sure is paradise, isn't it? Almost like Risa, not that I've been there, but I imagine it's a lot like this.

HOLY FUCK! Rogers got laid!

[Barry]

Hey. So you're Cisco's best friend?

[Public]

I suppose I should be thinking about getting pregnant soon, although it's strange. Back home, it was something I always tried not to do. But the birth control here is even better than in the Capitol.

Do I freak people out? I think I freak people out.

I mean, I go up and ask them for sex and half the time they run away. And I know I'm hot so that isn't it. I'm not going to eat anybody. I mean, I only disembowel rabbits, not people.

I fulfilled your fantasy so now it's my turn.

Come over here and fuck me in this hammock. I wanna see how coordinated you are.

And I've always wanted to do it in a hammock.

You know, it is a lot easier to arrive when you know when you're coming instead of surprise. I'd have worn better shoes. Six inch heels are not the perfect footwear for here.

Ah well, hello!

Someone named a kid after me?! I think that is the most surprising thing I have ever heard.

Hello. I am Lagertha, formerly Earl Ingstad. I wish to introduce myself to the other servants of Arva. I have been told that this magic bracelet not only will translate my words, it will send them to others at a distance.

So I'm going to just toss this out there and see what happens.

I'm Natasha and I've been here for about a month give or take? I have not had sex since I've been here. Not once. I didn't even get laid when he had the sex pastries. Although that's probably because I got the last one and the one guy I talked to, walked off and never came back.

Anyway boys, here's your chance. I'm a trained gymnast if that helps any and I'm also up for just about anything. Except I'm not ready to have a baby yet so if that's not your thing, no worries.

Come on, this is not something I usually do but there it is.