Paradiso

So, since we're running a sewer system and a medical center, is there anything you guys need help with via engineering of any sort. I'm good with computers, though that's probably not all that important here, but I'm very good with chemistry and biology, if you need any help with identifying poisonous and non-poisonous plants and animals, or testing certain soils, or even help with creating specific meds I can definitely try to help.

Also, you know, I can lift heavy things. Who needs help? I'll help all that I can, my only exchange is no one gets to make fun of me when I start rattling on about Star Wars every two minutes.

I'm going to be a dad. Soon. Like really soon. I am SO going to screw this up! How can I not screw this up? Who has a manual for this?

Alright, cool, so this place is totally awesome. It's got sun, it's got trees, it's got lots of air and water and the water's nice, and okay. So it's missing a couple of things. First of all, it is FAR too quiet at night, I've taken to sleeping in a makeshift hammock further into the jungle because then I can hear the animals, makes it a bit less quiet.

Also, uh, look some of you are great cooks. And there's lots of great food here. But I have gone a week or.. however long it's been, and I have been without a pancake. And I really miss pancakes... and syrup.

But I'm not complaining! Lots of awesome, pretty, pretty much naked people around and I can't complain. At all.

Hi everyone. Name's Peter Parker, I'm new here, and I didn't really get a chance to pack so I'm totally going to have to apologize for my attire. I'm in tights and I really hope you guys have a Gap or Old Navy here. Maybe even a Ross? I'm going to need a Hawaiian shirt and a hammock.

Anyway, I'm here to help, so give me a hammer and uh... whatever you need on an island. Canoe?