Paradiso

[posted Tuesday around dawn]

So that wasn't just some fucked up dream. Cool. Been a long time since I've been on a real vacation. Place looks just as sweet as that hot chick that gave me the invite.

Hey there, ladies. Name's Alan Hammond. Tell me these signs will lead a guy to some water that isn't filled with salt? That stuff's not much good for open wounds or leather jackets. And if I could bum a smoke off someone I'd really appreciate it, I thought I had some in my pockets but I guess they fell out when I got body slammed into a table.

Jenny if you're here I'm

Fuck it

To anyone who knew him, Scott McCall has gone home.

He will be...very deeply missed.


[OOC: Permission given from Krista to post this!]

Okay, so this is super weird but I woke up yesterday remembering more than I did today. Like, a lot more.

What do people remember from back home. Does anyone remember the Dread Doctors? The Dead Pool? Teenage Derek...?

JACK!!! JackJackJackJack!!! JAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!

So being pregnant is weird. Like...I'm getting fat, but only where the baby is. The rest of me's still skinny. It looks weird. Is that normal?

Honestly, I think I still look pretty hot. And hey, some guys think pregnant girls are even hotter.

This wouldn't be too bad except for all the puking.

[Isaac]

Did you get an appointment with the ultrasound?

[Stiles]

Was sex better with me or with Lydia? She has more experience, and I'm just curious about how much difference it makes.

As of yet, I have no symptoms of pregnancy. I suppose this is typical so far, as it's only been a week since conception.

I'm keeping a journal, and I hope it will help future women on this island to know what to expect.

[Lydia and Malia]

I'd like to compare my experiences to your own, if you wouldn't mind.

I'm out of commission for the rest of the week a while. I will NOT be out past Friday! My apologies if this is an inconvenience to the construction and other work. I'll be back on the job ASAP.