Paradiso

[posted early Monday morning]

Well. It looks like we're doing something right. The gods and goddesses have gifted us with a rather impressive amount of supplies overnight. A quick glance shows me that we have a large amount of lumber, an array of tools, the necessary items to set up electricity, and plumbing supplies.

I suppose they approve of our plan to erect a medical facility since we also got a number of medical supplies, including a portable ultrasound machine.

Who all has experience with construction? I can handle the planning portion and direct the project since I've actually built a cabin and outfitted it with electricity and plumbing before, but I need to know who all here is able to assist and in what ways.

Obviously, I'm willing to help as much as possible and, if necessary, I can transform into my stronger alter ego to help with heavy lifting I hope.

Guess who woke up in a bed this morning?

Either or both of you want to come over and help me break it in tonight?


[Sara]
I think you're a bit more muscular than me, but I also got some clothes from home and I'm willing to share if you want to try them on.

Wow! Is it Christmas? Look at all the stuff! So being new I have to ask, how does this work? Is this for everybody or did someone place a large order from Sam's Club?

I'm on my way back to main camp.

Long shot, but I don't suppose anyone has arrows for an Excalibur EXC-6850 crossbow or ammo for a 12-gauge shotgun lying around? It'd be a lot easier to hunt if I could use my weapons of choice, but my goddamned ammo wasn't in my bag when I got here...just the weapons.

COYOTE NOT!UGLY

Never did catch your name. How'd it go with Baby Daddy?

I could use a jogging partner. Lately, I've been keeping to running on the beach since there have been reports of bears. However, changing terrain every now and then makes the run more effective for staying in shape. I'm not stupid enough to go running through the jungle on my own. I'm looking for someone who can handle themselves and have my back if necessary.

Beach: check.
Tropical island: check.
Cool, convenient tech: check.

So far, I'm impressed. Except for the part where I have no idea where I am other than "on a beach" and I don't see or hear anybody, but I know you guys are out there, cuz I'm in ur network creepin on ur posts. Where's the camp at?

I'm going to be really sad if weekly Christmas stops being a thing at any point. ...did anybody get, like, mugs or something like that, by chance? Like something to drink out of? No idea why the hell Derek is giving me things, but I'm not going to complain because all of this looks awesome.

I woke up this morning cuddled up on a king sized bed.

Thanks, Gods. Best morning ever.

[Isaac]

Sooo, hey. Are you feeling better?

Last time I talked to you -

I heard you talk at the bonfire.

Hello Volunteers.

My name is Azibo. I am the God of the Land and I want to welcome you all to the island. You are doing a wonderful job of beginning your society and I hope my gift today will help you continue your advancement without harming my trees. The lumber provided will renew itself so you no longer have need of cutting down the trees on the island for building materials.

Are there any other plants or animals you would like for medicinal or dietary purposes? I make no promises, but I will do what I can to accommodate you.

Holy cats! Is anyone else seeing this?! Yeah, I feel safe and secure now. Apparently, not all of our benefactors are benevolent, happy gods. Yikes!