Paradiso

Hi.

I'm Adrian Ivashkov, and I'm a vampire.

No, not one of those cold dead types. And don't even get me started on the sparkling ones.

Nope, I'm a vampire who was born this way, lives and breathes, and will someday die and rot away leaving only the memories of my vampirey glory and thousands of sobbing women.

That said, I do need blood to survive. The squirrels just aren't doing it and they taste like tires.

So who wants to help me out?

Okay, quick question, totally not a big deal, definitely not something to worry about, but quick question, kind of need an answer, you know, quickly, but not an emergency, because I'm totally fine.

How do you know if a snake is venomous? Again, not super important, not in a rush, just, you know, need an answer, not because I'm panicking, because I'm not panicking, I'm just asking, for reference, if you get bit by a snake, how do you know if you're going to die?