[Bucky]
Sorry I didn’t stick around when we got back. My flight response finally kicked in when Nat told me.

How are you holding up? Can I come over? I just want to lay in his bed for a while.

If you’d rather be alone, which I assume you almost always do, I get it. I’m just... honestly I am doing rather terribly and I don’t know what to do with myself this time around.

[Tony]
If you need anything, I’m here.

[Message to Thor, Darcy, Loki, Tony, Pepper, Hope, Scott, Steve, and Bucky]

Hi. I know this is last minute but a lot has been happening and I didn't know if I should do anything. But if you're free, I'd love to have you over for dinner tomorrow, on Sunday, to celebrate my birthday.

[Natasha, Bucky, Tony]

Peggy's here.

How are you holding up, so far?

Hey, guys. First, I hope everyone is settled in. Some of us have been here longer than others. Some, like me, have been here before but don't remember. Regardless, things are starting to heat up. Nat and I were talking and we think it's about time we all met up to talk about everything.

So I guess I should be used to odd things happening by now. But even this hurts my brain a little.

Is it blasphemous to want to be somewhere other than your home city?

I'm not feeling so good, so I'm staying in bed today. If anyone needs me make sure it's an emergency please.

[Steve]
> I'm at the market, you want me to grab anything?
> You got any plans for your birthday this year, old man?

[Tony Stark]
> So a little while back you mentioned that if anyone needed work that you might be able to help
> I should probably stop being a bum find something to do with myself so that I'm kept busy. You think you can find something for a 100yr old who's sort of caught up on current events?

[Shuri]
> Did I say thank you yet for my new arm?
> Thank you for my new arm.

I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)

Looks like I'm not in Kansas anymore.

New York is different to how I remember it. Pretty sure that's to be expected... but the hot dogs still taste the same.

> Good to go on those scans whenever you're ready. [address]
> Wanna RSVP? Gimme a pseudonym so I can get you in.
> Otherwise I'll input you as Manchurian Candidate or Red October.

Happy Birthday to the love of my life.

I'm the luckiest man in the world.

I might have a surprise for you later.

This is my first time to New York, and I am unsure what to think. I did not picture it smelling like this.

I am Shuri, of Wakanda.

Hello again. It's Barnes. Do you happen to have Stark's Ironman suit that was extracted from the prison?

> how's it going?

[Text to Peter Quill]

> I contacted Strange. He says Barnes (Bucky I think it was?) has a way to get us documents. How much cash have you got left?


[Text to Bucky Barnes]

> Hi, I'm Gamora. Dr. Strange told me you were asking around about who needed credentials, or documentation, or whatever applies best. Peter Quill and I do. Can you help? Thank you.

I didn't know you were here until I saw you rescuing Stark.

>What with all the talk of redeeming...
>I would help with the jailbreak but
>I'm a little underpowered without my suit
>not sure I'd be welcome

Hello everyone. If we haven't met, I'm Steve Rogers.

Tony Stark has been arrested. Since I have no assurance that he is being held humanely, nor do I believe he will be offered a fair trial, I'm going to break him out. As several of you know, I've done this before.

The process will be dangerous and there will of course be a risk that I will be caught and incarcerated as well, but I'd like to see if anyone else would like to volunteer to join me. Doctor Strange may have an idea of his location soon and I want to be standing by when he does.

Please let me know.

Voice post. Suited up. Calling dibs on the Upper West Side, unless someone wants to split it and go halfsies with me. Before I say anything further, gotta start off by saying I hope no one gets hurt. Civilians. Police. Puppies. My dad never bought me a puppy. I made a robot instead.

It might seem like that would embarrass me, but I have no shame.

SHARKNADO IS REAL? OH HELL YES.

While the U.N. schedules a debate about it, I'm not missing this...I mean, missing on helping out. It's local, not worldwide. I've got a whole new multi-targeting system upgrade to test out.

i found a way to get a legit driver's license with a fake name. anyone else need one that you know of?

did you get a fake face yet? i need a photo for your license.

were you gonna tell me you tried to murder my best friend?

Well, here goes nothing...

Buck... still not sure what's going on, but I figured out the private network and I'm hoping you're here too?

So I got a visit from a caped dude. I got a surprise for you when you get back.

I was told you could do something to make a person unrecognizable to strangers. Is it true? And what would something like that cost?

I know there's a few of us here. How many of you are not set up/alone? I know there's a few of us who are wanted by the Government and it might be worthwhile banding together to get us established here.

Private to Bucky

Hey Buck, you alright? Stark said you were here.

( Private to Doctor Strange )

Hi! Someone got a 'fun' text message about a person needing additional help. Guess who that someone was? Yours truly.

That's why we're going to play a 'fun' game called:

Raise your hand if you're wanted by state or federal law enforcement.
Put your hand down, Rock of Ages. You're 90% Thor's problem to deal with.

Look, you're not going to get turned in. I said I wasn't going to rat anyone out, even if I hate your guts, and here we are. Two days later. Rat free. I can't tell without tipping off that I'm involved in this and running the risk they'll find out I'm harboring you. Yay us. Now I need to know how many asses I'm going to cover for, if I have to lie to Secretary of State Thunderbitch Ross and give enough tip off time for you to get away.

Use a private filter so only I can see it. If you don't know how, Thor asked for help and got Tech Support.

If your name is Dandelion or Daffodil or whatever flower thing happened to you at birth? I'm calling you Tech Support now. You and I need to have a little chat ASAP.

Hello. I'm Dr. Strange. I'm the reason you're reading this right now.

No, it wasn't intentional.

No, I can't fix it.

Yes, I'm here if you want to yell, scream, or ask questions.