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Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. ([info]thehoffs_twin) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-05-20 14:59:00

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Entry tags:- network, - spoiler, bobbi morse, bucky barnes, drax, gamora, jane foster, mantis, natasha romanoff, peter parker, tony stark

People of Earth
I am Peter Quill, also known as Star Lord, also known as a Guardian of the Galaxy (you're all very welcome).

Now. It's been a while since I've been on Earth but can someone let me know if thunderstorms that bring terrifying nightmares/visions a normal thing? Cause if not, what the fuck, not cool, Universe.

I would like to go back to my regular scheduled dreams of Pamela Anderson running in slow-motion. (I have no idea why Baywatch isn't a Universe Wide Thing, but it should be. Gold.)


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[info]biology_degree
2018-05-20 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Your call name is Star Lord? What's a Guardian of the Galaxy?

No, this is out of the norm. Pamela Anderson is old.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Sit down, my child, while I tell you the tale of the Great Star Lord, who held an infinity stone and lived to talk about it.

...that's basically it actually. I saved the universe by ensuring it didn't get destroyed. I was literally the only person who could do it. It was pretty cool.

What?! Old? But the TV wouldn't lie to me ...

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[info]biology_degree
2018-05-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
What's an infinity stone?

Oh. Well, you'll have to ask Tony Stark and the Avengers for your Saved the World superbowl ring.

If you want skin with no substance, look up Cinemax.

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(no subject) - [info]thehoffs_twin, 2018-05-20 09:32 pm UTC
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[info]science_fact
2018-05-20 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Do you ever dream about it? The Infinity Stone?

Technically I've never held a stone but I did have one inside me for a little while. It's been a long time but I just had a dream about it.

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(no subject) - [info]thehoffs_twin, 2018-05-20 10:43 pm UTC
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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-05-20 10:26 pm UTC (link)
You would have died if we hadn't shared the energy, Peter, stop grandstanding.

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(no subject) - [info]thehoffs_twin, 2018-05-20 10:44 pm UTC
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[info]__spiderman
2018-05-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
They re-made Baywatch recently with The Rock and Zac Efron. And Alexandra Daddario. It was really bad. The Pamela Anderson Baywatch is really old.

Um, the lightning storm was probably caused by Thor.

Also hi, I'm Peter.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)
How many Peters are on this planet?!

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[info]__spiderman
2018-05-20 09:31 pm UTC (link)
It's a really common name.

I think met you. I mean, somewhere else. In the- On that planet. In space. Oh my God I go into space. I need to speak to Mr Stark. I can't go into space. May would actually murder me.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-05-20 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Really, that's what you dream of. Interesting.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-20 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I mean, like, only sometimes. Sometimes I dream of green-skinned babies ;)

Also, see that? ;) <--- it's called an emoji! It's so revered, they did a movie on its importance!

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-05-20 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Keep dreaming.

I know what a wink emoji is, Peter I've been here way longer than you. As an adult anyway.

The movie is terrible.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-20 10:45 pm UTC (link)
It's a wink, in case you didn't get it. Cause I was just teasing ya, baby.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-05-20 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I KNOW. You're so corny.

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[info]buglady
2018-05-21 12:50 am UTC (link)
Did you dream of the purple man with wrinkly balls too?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-21 12:51 am UTC (link)
Fuck yeah, I did. Thanos. His balls have to be wrinklier than my dad's.

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[info]buglady
2018-05-21 02:11 am UTC (link)
They are. It was so gross. It was not a good dream. I fell off the bed. :(

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[info]widows__bite
2018-05-21 08:11 am UTC (link)
Something pissed off our resident God.

Visions? You had visions?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-21 06:00 pm UTC (link)
There's more than one god here?? Man, Earth sure has changed in the last 30 years.

Yah, they were nuts. Not psychic ones because apparently I still don't have that ability, but yeah. What'd you see? Who are you anyways?

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[info]widows__bite
2018-05-21 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, the jury's still out if the one in the sky's actually real. Thor? Definitely real.

I've got a lingering sense of dread I can't shake, so I'm guessing mine are coming. I haven't had any bad dreams yet.

Natasha Romanoff. Nice to meet you, Quill.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-05-21 08:15 am UTC (link)
You.

I was with your Kevin Bacon obsessed ass on a planet called Titan that was hell only knows where, and we were trying to pull a glove off of Grimace. We almost had it off and I started yelling something at you, but I don't remember what it was.

And then I woke up and never found out if we got it off.

The glove. Not the Grimace. Clarifying. Because yuck.

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[info]__spiderman
2018-05-21 08:21 am UTC (link)
I knew it! Mr Stark we went into space. Space.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-05-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
You were on Titan? You went after Thanos in his home planet?!

He had the glove on. He had most of the stones didn't he?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-21 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Okay, first off -- Kevin Bacon is a GOD.

secondly, I ...vaguely remember that. Fuck. Grimace is Thanos. He's a Bad Guy. Capital Bad Guy. Wants to kill off 50% of the population of hte universe. He's fucked. Good to know we were the last ones standing? I think?

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[info]keptinthedark
2018-05-21 08:19 am UTC (link)
Who named you Star Lord? How many titles does one person need?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-05-21 06:01 pm UTC (link)
If you just have one name, that's boring. Besides, names have power. I named myself Star Lord because I'm that cool.

What's your name?

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(no subject) - [info]keptinthedark, 2018-05-21 08:48 pm UTC

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