Paradiso

Is this place for real? I don't think I've ever seen this much water in my life.

[Malia]
Are you still interested in having a threesome? I met this girl, Inari, and she would be willing if we want.

[Inari]
Hey, how've you been? You still interested in having some fun with me and Malia?

[Malia & Inari]
You two should get to know each other.

Apparently the gods are happy with us again. There's a huge buffet of pizza and ice cream out here.

LAST ONE TO THE BEACH DOESN'T GET THE BEST VIEW ON THE ISLAND!

[Public]

Hello! My name is Ella and I have just arrived on the Island. Is it typically so cold? Lady Arva said my skills would be needed here, as I can cook without modern conveniences. I'm not quite sure exactly what she meant, but I do wish to be helpful however I can. I understand part of my duties included having children, and I am happy to do so with whomever is willing. I have no practical skills in the matter, but I am a quick learner I assure you.

Scott! So I've been thinking of names for our daughter.

These are my top ten:

Terpsikhore - it's the name of a muse, and it means 'Enjoying the dance.'
Ianthe - it means 'violet.'
Kalligeneia - it means 'beauty born'
Kharis - meaning kindness
Pherenike - meaning 'bringer of victory'
Euterpe - meaning 'delight'
Glykeria - meaning 'sweet'
Tryphania - meaning 'glory of god'
Tryphosa - meaning 'soft'
Spyridoula - meaning 'spirit

Which one do you like best?

I have to ask, this is just too good a chance to pass up

I've done a fair bit of research on the beliefs and legends of native cultures in regards to shapeshifters. If you consider a doctoral dissertation a fair bit of research I was just wonderin' if any of you from different worlds and different times had any stories you'd like to share.

I'd be fascinated to hear them.

I wonder how the babies are.

I wonder if Arva would let us see them if we asked.

[Stiles]

I love you. I just need to say it.

I'm going to be a dad. Soon. Like really soon. I am SO going to screw this up! How can I not screw this up? Who has a manual for this?

Do I freak people out? I think I freak people out.

I mean, I go up and ask them for sex and half the time they run away. And I know I'm hot so that isn't it. I'm not going to eat anybody. I mean, I only disembowel rabbits, not people.

Hey! You? Me? Lacrosse on the beach?

So...I had my baby for Arva, and helped Stiles have his baby for Arva.

What now? What do I do now for the island? I mean, I could have four babies a year I guess but I kind of don't want to.

Someone named a kid after me?! I think that is the most surprising thing I have ever heard.

I feel like there have been a lot of people judging each other lately and I don't like it. Yes, Malia and I made a decision to allow Arva to raise our babies. That was the right decision for us for a number of reasons. That doesn't mean it's the right decision for everyone. But no one should make anyone else feel bad for their decision. Whether you want to have a baby for Arva or you want to raise your own is up to you and your partner and everyone should respect everyone else's choices and stop making them feel bad for what they've decided.

Scott!!!

I felt the baby move!!

Alright, so a tiny bit of an issue. I was looking at some of your materials, and the wood and what not looks to make sense but uh... what exactly is electricity? Or for that matter... plumbing? I'm not sure how this whole thing works.

Well, I uh, I was told to introduce myself here and so thought I would. My name's Link, I'm formerly from a land called Hyrule. I guess the first order is to say, hi to all of you.

Next is, I guess it's about getting to work. I don't know everything you've accomplished here so far, I'm not entirely caught up yet, but I am willing to help with anything you need. Where I was from, I did a lot of help herding the cattle on our ranch, I'm good on a horse, with a sword, and a bow; also, I'm pretty good with animals. I'm definitely not against heavy lifting either, really I'll do anything.

As for the other stuff, well, I uh... I've never, well I'm here, definitely here, and super ready to get to work so point me in the direction you need me.

Remember how I asked you not to sleep with anyone from home?

Hey there, Paradiso.

I'm Isaac, and I'm new here. I like girls, walks on the beach, being naked...and, well, being naked with girls on the beach.

We have babies. Malia did great. I only passed out twice.

I couldn't get her to go with Luke and Leia for the names, so I proudly introduce Lucas Martin Stilinski and Cami Tate-Lahey.

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