Paradiso

I have an exciting announcement to make.

Thanks to the hard work of everyone who has been helping shuck and roast coffee beans, I am about to brew our very first pot of coffee on the island.

We don't have sugar, but Ruby was able to get a little milk from the cows for those of you who don't like to drink it black. If you'd like a cup, please come to the main camp area and bring a coconut shell or something to drink from.

Right, so, apparently digging for twelve fucking hours will wear out even a werewolf's arms. Can't one of you genius types come up with some kind of machine for that? Damn.

Still, we made some progress although at this rate I don't see us getting anywhere very fast.

[Lydia]

On my way back from the waterfall I found some strawberries growing. 'Fraid I can't get them dipped in chocolate the way you like but would you like me to bring some by?

You know, what we need is a way to get water from the waterfall into camp. You know, plumbing of some sort. There's gotta be someone who has the smarts to do that. I'm not wild about walking into the woods in the middle of the night to take a piss.

So.

You'd better take care of her.

Nice place. I'm Jackson. I'm from Beacon Hills, been living in London I 've been living I'm from London, and if anybody needs help with building, heavy lifting, or generally being the best, then I'm your man.

Also willing to help whatever ladies might need my, ah, services.

And yes, I'm a werewolf. And yes, if I hear that 'Werewolves of London' song even once, I'm going to slam heads into the fucking wall.

[Lydia]

Are you here
McCall says you're here
God, please don't be here

Hello?