Paradiso

Who has two thumbs, a keg of really good beer and a tap?

THIS GUY!

Hey, everybody, I was wondering if anyone else was interested in playing Capture the Flag this Sunday? I tried to organize a game for Tuesday but I didn't have much luck, maybe because it was a weekday and short notice. So I'm trying again for this Sunday.

So far we have me, Chloe, Sara, Barry, Bucky, and Steve (I think? Bucky kind of volunteered you, Steve).

Oh, and if you're super strong or fast or whatever and you think you shouldn't play because you're worried about cheating? Don't be. EVERYONE of all abilities is invited, and we'll just try to divide up the teams so they're even and we don't get all the super powers on one side. OK?

I just realized that all the people I hooked up with so far decided to leave... I hope that doesn't say anything about me.

Anyway, if anyone's looking for some casual fun, let me know. I'm into girls and guys.


[Nick]
Sounds like a few other people are planning on getting knocked up so we should put our plans on hold for now.

But if you wanna practice...

Would anyone be willing to have a child with me?

I am so grateful for everything this place has given me and I would very much like to contribute to the gods' pleasure as well.

[posted Tuesday around dawn]

So that wasn't just some fucked up dream. Cool. Been a long time since I've been on a real vacation. Place looks just as sweet as that hot chick that gave me the invite.

Hey there, ladies. Name's Alan Hammond. Tell me these signs will lead a guy to some water that isn't filled with salt? That stuff's not much good for open wounds or leather jackets. And if I could bum a smoke off someone I'd really appreciate it, I thought I had some in my pockets but I guess they fell out when I got body slammed into a table.

Jenny if you're here I'm

Fuck it