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[ matt & riley's team ]

By now you've probably caught on to the announcement made earlier this morning by Handler Gupta. We're asking all agents to head to the cafeteria where we can make a headcount of all under our care. For Mr. Hunter and my own peace of mind, we're asking you do a head count as well here.

Please check in and then head to the cafeteria. Details will follow.

I would chop off my right arm* and sell it to have a couple of slices of Amadeus Pizza right now.

*Untested but could possibly regenerate said arm so this might not be much of an actual sacrifice, I just really want some NYC pizza, please.

[Lydia Fitch, Simon Fitch, Summer Fitch, Henry Hughes, Lovelie Davis, Goldie Keen, Crystal Jameson, Xavier Chambers, Syreni Jones, Precious Jagger]

Morning everyone.

As your assessments have been completed, your psych evals are finished and reviewed and you've all had a little while to settle into Limbo and the way we do things here in the Regiment - whether you approve or not - Matt and I have drawn up a training schedule.

Goldie, Mira, Xavier and our newcomer, Crystal - welcome to the team, will be training with myself and Matt on alternate weeks; I'll be training you for week 1 and 3, Matt will be handling weeks 2 and 4.

The rest of you can see the split in the schedule.

Weapons Training will be at the range, hand to hand will be on the third floor of the gym on the matted area, and your ability training will be in the hologym.

Please be prompt for your training sessions, we've not schedule too many in and most of you have a significant portion of the week where we aren't putting in any formalised training. Please make sure that you use the gym at least once a week as we aren't forcing you to do any personal training time but it'll be easier on you when we do group exercises if you maintain at least a base level of fitness. Speak to either me or Matt if you'd benefit from a more structured gym routine and we'll help.

Thanks

Riley

[Mira]

Mira, you have hand to hand training between 3:30 and 4:30pm every Friday with Matt & myself on alternate weeks. I understand that this is daunting, but we will be working on purely defensive moves for you so that should something happen, you are able to defend yourself.

I'd also like to teach you how to disarm a different range of guns and how to disarm an armed opponent. I know you don't necessarily feel that having enhanced hearing is much of a boon, but I'm pretty sure we could make it work for you.

Cheers

Riley

[Crystal]

Welcome to Limbo, and to the team. I know you've been here for a while and you're an old hat at this but I think this might be your first facility move?

If there's anything Matt or I can do to help, please let me know.

Cheers

Riley

So, what's this place got over Texas aside from the fact it's above ground and I'm getting all the vitamin D I could ask for?

Do the right thing he said.

Help save your mom and sister he said.

And then when it really came down to it he didn’t say or do anything.

My fault I guess for trusting him but not like I had a lot of options and pretty fucking sure your parent is not supposed to steer you wrong.

Anyways, name’s Simon, dubious honour to be here.

This place is balls.

Is it over? Is it safe to come out now? Or are we going to expect some other crazy shit to happen?

So, while my mom is taking a little time out of being my shadow (and so you know where I'm gonna be mother dear), I will be in the leisure room for the next hour or so with my full beauty supplies offering manicures, eyebrow plucking and facials.

Honestly, I know we're stuck in the middle of nowhere with very little to do, but how about remembering the self care? I have top beauty tips to share, so, stop by?

Unless you're part of the drama-club, in which case, take it to the gym? Where sweaty people go to be sweaty?

What the actual eff is all this? This thing doesn't even have snapchat, like come on.

I really need a frappe if I'm gonna live like this.