Network Comm

Trying to come up with a new codename. Unfortunately I don't have any nifty powers to riff off of.


[Handler Scott Deacon]
I'm sure you've heard they brought in a new Head Chef, my hours are now in flux, so if you wanted to conduct training earlier we can, that way your days aren't as long.


[Jagger]
If you need me you'll probably find me in my room.

[Delivered to Ruby's door]

A card signed by the kitchen staff that reads:

Happy Birthday! There is a surprise for you in the common room fridge & freezer.


[Common Room Fridge]

A pink box, inside it contains a Apple Pie and in the freezer a pint of vanilla ice cream both with a note that reads:

Property of Ruby Hensley. Anyone else takes will answer to Chef.

[Delivered to Argus Weatherwax when he arrives at the Cafe for dinner]

A pink box containing a A full Cookie Dough Cheesecake Taped to the top of the box a generic card signed by all the kitchen staff.

[Delivered to Holly Page when she arrives at the Cafe for dinner]

A pink box containing a Apple Rose Pie w/a small container of vanilla ice cream. Taped to the top of the box a generic card signed by all the kitchen staff.

[Delivered to Andrea's door]

A card signed by the kitchen staff that reads:

Happy Birthday! There is a surprise for you in the common room fridge.


[Common Room Fridge]

A pink box, inside it contains a Napoleon cake and note that reads:

Property of Andreea Castillo. Anyone else takes will answer to Chef.

[Delivery for Hector]

A card is delivered to Hectors door signed by each of the kitchen staff, inside spotlighted is written:

There is a surprise for you in the common room freezer.

[In the common room freezer]

A pink box, inside it contains An ice cream cookie dough cookie pizza and note that reads:

Property of Hector Gomez. Anyone else takes will answer to Chef.

[Filtered to Jester]

Okay so I have a new request for you that I'm hoping you can help with. So, before Limbo and I had normal TV there was a setting that you could turn on your TV for certain shows that had descriptive audio of the show. Do you think you might be able to find something like that for me?

And I know you're going to ask what kind of things and I'll be honest I'm not entirely sure what. It's been a while since I've done any visual media (thank you again for the audio books). But I remember liking cop dramas I listened to with my mom. So maybe something like that?

So this is Limbo. For some reason I was picturing orange jump suits, and having to wear handcuffs all the time. Guess the thing they injected into my neck was enough to avoid cuffs though. I don't suppose I'll be getting to make my one phone call, or see my lawyer or union rep any time soon?

[After this]

Okay guys, seriously. Whoever took Dr. Stratford's cake... shame on you. I try really hard to make one day a year special for each of you, with something designed special toward each person. Do you have any idea how much work that is? If this type of things keeps up. I'm gonna stop.

[Delivered to Remi's room]



Accompanied by a generic card signed by the entire kitchen staff.

[Private to Juliet/Argus's team, including Argus]
This is long overdue as a talk, but I can see there are, understandably, some concerns about former Junior Handler Eric Hawthorne. I'm not at the liberty to discuss everything involving him, but I can confirm that he was outed as a super and demoted to an agent. Since his arrest, he has been in the holding cells to keep his powers at bay until his new handler is ready to let him out. He is not being allowed visitors, and I would not want any of you near him anyway until I know for sure that his powers are off.

We don't know what memories he has erased or who he has convinced to do what for him. We do know he's tried to kill at least one agent to keep his secret, and would have succeeded if not for that agent's ability to self-heal.

Now onto his replacement. This may seem like an unorthodox move, but the powers that be have decided that promoting a super who has proven loyal is preferable to having one sneak in with too many unknowns.

Your new Junior Handler is former agent Argus Weatherwax.

Additionally, Noah Anderson has offered to train any interested agents in mechanics and weapons proficiency. This is optional, though recommended.

[Private to Raphael]
Will you behave for me if I take you on a special field trip?

So while the cat's away the mice will play!

For those of you not going on the trip, please allow me to extend an invitation to a little party to celebrate the Valentine's Day spirit. Food, champagne, chocolates, dancing...and of course a foam machine.

Come revel and have some fun tomorrow evening!

[Special dinner treat for Carly]

[Birthday card delivered accompanying treat]
The card is sighed by each member of the kitchen staff.

Mira's note: Happy Birthday Carly. We hope you enjoy your special dessert (and hey, thanks to Valentine's you get double cheesecake today!). - Mira

On a scale of 1 to thank fuck this isn't Texas how happy should I be that I'm in Limbo?