Network Comm

[ public ]

Because I am basically the technology faerie in disguise. If someone happens to wander into the leisure room, you might be able to find a game console or three. Remember to share kiddies. That shit is expensive as fuck.

[ holly ]

Since the office nymph has been surprisingly put on mission, I need your help with some lab stuff in her place. I'd choose an agent but since it has to deal with you-know-what, it's case sensitive material and I've gotten them to...send the remains of the subject since I tested the fuck out of the blood samples you got for me and got no where fast.

But maybe like a bad case of indigestion because of the amount of energy drinks I hath consumed since. Side work usually doesn't agree with me, you see. By the way the guy you captured got hella dead hella quickly. I just need you as the muscle when I do the autopsy. Weak gamer wrists and all.

[ garbear ]

I'm not going to leave the infirmary for a while. Could you be a dear and bring me more Red Bulls? There's a shiny quarter in it for you if you do.

[ wifey ]

I won't be around for the next couple of days. I actually have to work! Can you believe this? I'm having Garrett bring my energy drinks with the hopes he doesn't scold me about it. But I just want to say I love you. And I'll miss you and I hope this doesn't turn into something like The Thing where we actually think the body is dead but the mutation is still alive and it's chest cavity springs opens and bites into my arms.

But in other news, my face will probably still be pretty?

[ hunter ]

I got a year supply of your medication in stock, Mr. Hunter. You'll get refills through me with as much discretion as you would get at your pharmacy. I really hope this helps.

We need more cast iron in the kitchen. How else am I supposed to make my three cheese mac n cheese?

Oh yeah, PS: hi. I'm Joey. I'm new. I cook.

I just love sour patches. Who's with me?

How exactly am I supposed to train with my powers?

Rocket

Hey

I'm back, bit
This place sure seems familiar. What did I miss?

[Outsider Fam]

I guess I was a good girl and was able to come back. Tell me you've all stayed out of trouble.

ETA
[Hotshot]

Are you alright now? Do I need to hurt so

So, when they drag you off and tell you that you're gonna be serving the country from a secret agency that doesn't exist and your life is basically theirs now... they really aren't kidding, huh.

I was expecting the hidden camera crew to pop out all the way to the door, really. Like some weird 'punk'd' in the 21st century. For Supers.

Is it over? Is it safe to come out now? Or are we going to expect some other crazy shit to happen?

What the actual fuck is going on here?

This place always so needlessly dramatic?

A week or two it was kidnapped clones and spice girl music. This week it's supers losing control and giving others a fucked up a headache.

Eager to see what next week has to offer.

Wow... just wow... I need to go on missions more often. Maybe when I come back next time there'll have been a fire or gas leak. Or an invasion of angry bees!

I'm sorry, I acted without thinking. Don't ask for more. Hopefully none of the Outsiders drop dead from shock. I'm not taking the blame for that.

Dear. Fucking. God.

I need a drink or several

Giant ice creatures... Kidnapping... Spice girl torture... Just when I thought things might be boring you crazy fucks prove me wrong.

I need a way to build up my pain tolerance. Any suggestions?

Thanks for the pokes and prodding you assholes.