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Does anyone know if 'slang' has changed over the course of four years? I didn't understand it when I was teaching high school but someone mentioned something about 'fam' and 'bae' and I'm pretty sure I sat in the leisure room for an hour trying to figure out what the fuck 'bae' means. What happened to the days of 'radical' and 'tubular, dude'.

[ JULIET ]

I love you. I miss you. I'm thinking about you.
Are you okay? I heard something some time back from Raph.

[ DARCY ]

You want to...eat dinner together? Catch up?

[Private to Argus/Juliet]
I wish to apologize for the confrontation. I will be putting Cal in 'solitary'. I say that as I will be spending the time with him as well to hopefully prevent further issues.

[Private to Alejandro]
Cal was involved in a confrontation. I've had to put him in solitary, but I am spending the time with him.

[Private to Rachael]
Hey. Sorry but I need another favor. One of these days I might even be able to pay you back Wonder Woman.

[Private to Wells]
I will have my phone if you need me, but I will not be around for the next two days.

[Private to Marshall's team]
I apologize for my absence right now. I will be spending today and tomorrow with Calvin in solitary. I can still communicate with any of you with my phone, but if you need something else, I am working on finding a handler to cover for me. (edited in later) Handler Cohen will be covering for me.


(Edited in later)
[Outsiders]
I wish to inform you that Calvin will be in solitary for the rest of today and tomorrow. I will be spending the time with him. Visitors will not be allowed at this time. He will return to you on Monday morning for breakfast.

[Private to Hector and Argus, after this]
Well, this was unexpected news. Hector, what happened?

[Message to Juliet Winters & Argus Weatherwax]

My handler has expressed a wish for me to request permission from yourselves in order to spend time in the suite belonging to your team. Specifically with Kathryn Dalley and/or Victor Sinclair.

Please express your opinion. Thank you.

i miss grey. i miss katy. i don't want to go in the van again.

no love,
vic.

ps.
i want cheetos and mt. dew.

Do I need to go through you to set up an appointment with the therapists or can I do that on my own? The only time I've been is when I've been assigned and, well, this is me doing it voluntarily.

Weird, I know.

Is it normal for agents to get switched around? Did I do something wrong?

[Private to Juliet/Argus's team, including Argus]
This is long overdue as a talk, but I can see there are, understandably, some concerns about former Junior Handler Eric Hawthorne. I'm not at the liberty to discuss everything involving him, but I can confirm that he was outed as a super and demoted to an agent. Since his arrest, he has been in the holding cells to keep his powers at bay until his new handler is ready to let him out. He is not being allowed visitors, and I would not want any of you near him anyway until I know for sure that his powers are off.

We don't know what memories he has erased or who he has convinced to do what for him. We do know he's tried to kill at least one agent to keep his secret, and would have succeeded if not for that agent's ability to self-heal.

Now onto his replacement. This may seem like an unorthodox move, but the powers that be have decided that promoting a super who has proven loyal is preferable to having one sneak in with too many unknowns.

Your new Junior Handler is former agent Argus Weatherwax.

Additionally, Noah Anderson has offered to train any interested agents in mechanics and weapons proficiency. This is optional, though recommended.

[Private to Raphael]
Will you behave for me if I take you on a special field trip?

[Private to Alejandro]
You and I need to talk. They've found another Outsider, Duchess, and are planning on bringing her in.

[Private to Mike]
I'm going to need some assistance with bringing in a current agent's acquaintance. It's one of the 'outsiders', and I've already inquired to see if Icarus will assist.

[Private to Juliet]
I assume you've been watching the network?

I have officially taken every quiz going in those stupid magazines.

I know what Love Actually character I am, what my favourite food says about my sex life, which Harry Potter character I'm most likely to end up with (Draco, it's always Draco), how emotionally healthy my (non) relationship is and if I were a cocktail, what cocktail I would be.

I'm legit missing my book collection dudes.

If I need to read another magazine with shitty sex tips I might scream.

[Private to Handlers]

I've been thinking about this a while but would any of you be interested for your agents to learn something about cars and what makes them tick, think it would be good for them to maybe have some sort of skill outside of their powers?

And while I maintain the small arms I'm also proficient with them so I'd be happy to provide some lessons on those as well if that's something your teams would benefit from

Just let me know

- Noah

[Private to Argus Weatherwax]
You have the distinct privilege of being offered the first Regiment position of a known superhuman handler. If you accept, you will be designated as a Junior Handler, minus some privileges, and will be partnered with me to lead my unit. I will emphasize that accepting this position is a choice, and not a requirement. You were chosen because you were among the first Regiment employees and you have a proven track record with us. However, your every move will be observed and scrutinized.

Do you accept?

Private to Juliet Winters

Hi.

[Locked to Handlers (minus Eric)]
I'm going to have to arrest my partner. Yes, really. We have uncovered evidence that he is, in fact, a super, and has been aware of his status since before he joined the Regiment as a handler. His alleged powers include hypnotic eyes and the abilities to manipulate pheromones, memories, and biological organisms. I'm no longer sure what he is capable of and willing to do as a person, as he attempted to murder the agent who has since tipped us off, and may be equally dangerous to anyone attempting to bring him down. We have video to corroborate the allegations.

I have already alerted our Supervisory Handler to the circumstances. What I need is for this to be kept under wraps, and any willing volunteers, potentially including agents. I would prefer to keep my agents away from this, considering that he was also their handler. Once we have him in custody, it's possible he may be assigned to one of you.

Keep your jokes to yourself for now, please.

[Private to David]
In case this goes south, I love you. (deleted before being sent)

[This is going to be threaded out in the near future, but will probably be a short scene. Her future partner is already decided on and will be assigned to her unit in two weeks or less.]

Got word that I'm being transferred to the Everglades to lend a hand with a little situation. Not that this place hasn't been fun, but looking forward to a change of pace.

...just a friendly heads up though; that partner of yours Eric Hawthorne is a super too. Fucker tried to kill me when I first showed up. Check the hologym footage if you need proof. Tried to bribe me to keep quiet when shooting me didn't work, even brought my kid into it too.

Since I'm out of here, well no need to go keeping up my end of the bargain. Take care when dealing with him; the slick bastard possesses hypnotic eyes, and the ability to manipulate pheromones, memories, and even biological organisms. Protect your eyes, wear a mask, and avoiding get touched when bringing him down.

~Void

One of our new Agents, Dr. Garrett Stratford has asked for some discretion for the time being around his physical mutation.

In order to allow him to settle in a bit, I hope that we can all provide him this courtesy.

I put together a trip to the picturesque location of Cape Disappointment for Valentine’s Day. I thought it might be appropriate, particularly for those who might normally feel like opting out of a field trip on this day. Anyone willing to lend a hand would be most appreciated.

I was watching some of the logs from the hologym. Are you all right?

[ A set of messages have been forwarded to Eric and Juliet. ]

While I am usually the first person to be passive and soft about grief, I do acknowledge when help is needed. I have the authority to assign Raphael to anything involving mental health services, but I'm a new person to him. It would be better coming from one of you. He may already see handlers as the "enemy" and I would prefer him not to see me as one up front. I apologize if I'm roping you into this as the bad guy, but I will make it right in the end, I promise.

TO: "ALL HANDLERS" handlers@reg.mail.gov,
FROM: "Dr. Isabella Romero" isabella.romero@reg.mail.gov
DATE: February 4th, 2018

( SUBJECT: Request for Information )