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To welcome the new arrivals, celebrate the successful rescue and recovery of one of our agents, and just as a thank you for all the hard work you agents do; we are having a little catered informal soirée.

Please feel free to offer suggestions on the manner of food, and drinks, you'd be interested in having catered.

I can only do so much dancing alone and I'm fucking through bored of it. If anyone would like to take up dancing this year, specifically anything that involves hip hop, please look me up.

I'm also willing to teach anyone who has the will to learn since my last partner was transferred out of facility. My New Year's resolution is to teach the least graceful person here to dance in any style of their choosing. Takers?

Three days to go. What's the plan jailers? Get me a sexy Missus Clause suit and some eggnog and I can do the meanest Santa Baby you ever saw.